Best Bottled Water?

[Yaj Yak]

Imagine if they try to tax us higher on said water. Would we get people dressed like native americans throwing bottles of water into a large body of water?

the water party? IN

 

[FESTER665]

Eternal Water sales are through the roof. You can poke fun and make jokes but water is big big business.

How big was your raise, bonus, and commission check?

 

[FESTER665]

Are you me? I literally was going to say from my Brita, Ice Mountain for bottles, filtered water machine at work, and I use a Yeti.

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I got this for fathers day, so Ill fill both and use the Yeti to refill this one lately.

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Mines just a yeti tumbler....

Got my water from McDonalds this morning. Their filters do wonders!

 

[Yaj Yak]

How big was your raise, bonus, and commission check?

they just offered him more stock to dangle that carrot in front of the horse more.

don't worry though when something "big" goes to happen they'll split his shares 12x, drop the price 20x and he'll have $306 worth of eternall water stock WOOOHOOOO

 

[Yaj Yak]

maybe enough to get some mulch or the chandelier repaired, maybe not though

 

[GLADIATOR]

How big was your raise, bonus, and commission check?

maybe enough to get some mulch or the chandelier repaired, maybe not though

That really hurts…

 

[The Beast]

 

[Blood on Blood]

Once again you are not listening or drunk posting or both. The point I was making is Smartwater cannot claim to be kosher or organic because of its manufacturer process. I googled it for you. Smartwater is produced in England at its own plant built by Coca Cola.

There is one brand that is sourced in the USA. That brand is Eternal Water. If you love America you will drink Eternal Water!

You posted salesman bullshit and was called out. There is no back pedaling or glossing it over.

 

[The Beast]

maybe enough to get some mulch or the chandelier repaired, maybe not though

Mulch is too much money for Juan

 

[GLADIATOR]

You posted salesman bullshit and was called out. There is no back pedaling or glossing it over.

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Ok Mr smart ass. You been in here talking crap but you never said what is your water of choice? Tell us…

 

[Blood on Blood]

Ok Mr smart ass. You been in here talking crap but you never said what is your water of choice? Tell us…

Whatever is available, including tap water.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Eternal water = ice mountain

Got it

 

[GLADIATOR]

This article is very informative about bottled water. If I posted any of the statistics you would be busting my balls for proof. So, here it is. Everything you need to know about the current state of bottled water.
https://bottledwater.org/nr/clear-c...thy-alternative-to-other-packaged-drinks/amp/

 

[GLADIATOR]

Eternal water = ice mountain

Got it

Where the water is sourced from is the difference

 

[1quick]

Where the water is sourced from is the difference

So eternal water = mt Shasta, Crystal Geyser, castle rock, etc etc they all get their water from the same place mt Shasta in California

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

No eternal water comes from Tennessee so it’s probably laced with meth.

 

[GLADIATOR]

So eternal water = mt Shasta, Crystal Geyser, castle rock, etc etc they all get their water from the same place mt Shasta in California

Shasta trinity alps is only one of the sources. Also, Allegheny Mountains New York, Smokey Mountains Tennessee, and Ouachita National Forest Arkansas. Each of Eternal Water bottles are marked with where they are sourced. In Chicagoland we get most from Smokey Mountains and Arkansas.

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

Good video for anyone dumb enough to think alkaline water offers actual health benefits, you can start at :36, or if you only care about the alkaline part start at 7:30

Sorry GLADIATOR, I know it's inconvenient with a guy with a PhD in nutrition sciences disagrees with your pamphlet

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[LikeABauce302]

 

[GLADIATOR]

Good video for anyone dumb enough to think alkaline water offers actual health benefits, you can start at :36, or if you only care about the alkaline part start at 7:30

Sorry GLADIATOR, I know it's inconvenient with a guy with a PhD in nutrition sciences disagrees with your pamphlet

Large Water Versus Small Water: A TikTok Story

Just when you think things in the fitness industry can't get any dumber or crazier, a new challenger emerges...

www.biolayne.com

PFT…He is just trying to sell his books and products. Please…

 

[FirstWorldProblems]

PFT…He is just trying to sell his books and products. Please…
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Guy with PhD that shares his knowledge through books and makes workout products with benefits that can be backed by actual scientific studies

Vs

Guy with a HS diploma that tries to sell water at a big markup because it's "alkaline", even though you can't find any studies anywhere that prove your health will benefit from consuming alkaline water

Hmmmmm tough choice

 

[DEEZUZ]

Holy fuck I can't even?

 

[Blood on Blood]

 

[GLADIATOR]

Guy with PhD that shares his knowledge through books and makes workout products with benefits that can be backed by actual scientific studies

Vs

Guy with a HS diploma that tries to sell water at a big markup because it's "alkaline", even though you can't find any studies anywhere that prove your health will benefit from consuming alkaline water

Hmmmmm tough choice

He does have a hot body

 

[1quick]

Everything ends up the same ph once it hits your stomach