Anybody else get a fuck ton of political texts?

[Bob Kazamakis]

Fuck these people.

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[SMRTSS1]

That’s funny as hell.

My go to response for those texts is “I’d rather shave a bobcats ass with a wooden baking spoon while in a phone booth than vote for them.”
Or
“I’d rather paint my entire house with a Q-tip than vote for them.”

 

[Flyn]

Bot?

 

[Chester Copperpot]

It's unreal. I just reply Trump 2020 and block them.

Regardless of personal affiliation, here in IL it's NOTHING but pro-democrat messages as if this state will ever be anything but a democrat stronghold.

 

[IDAFC21]

Good god they send texts? I would throw my phone in the toilet.

 

[DEEZUZ]

2 or 3 so far

 

[VenomousDSG]

A mass reply of dick-pics would be in their future if i got any of that shit sent to my phone.....

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I probably get 2-3 a day. I don’t give a fuck what it’s for or if I’m on their side or not. Go fuck yourself.


also by law they have to be sent by a real person which means I get responses for a bit usually. Sometimes it’s just a “we took you off our list”

 

[SMRTSS1]

I get at least one text every 3 days from some democrat nominee.

The joys of being a registered Democrat.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I’m probably worse off being registered as unaffiliated.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Yup, I'm getting 2 - 3 a day too. Same thing, Stand up America.

I don't waste anymore energy than deleting them.

 

[slow4.6]

I send them a dick pic or my asshole. Depends on my mood. I never get a reply back

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I send them a dick pic or my asshole. Depends on my mood. I never get a reply back ☹

Stringing them along with dumb shit has been entertaining.

 

[DanJ]

I’ve been getting a Biden one probably every other day. Doesn’t help that I donated to Tulsi Gabbards campaign so they have my info. Usually I ignore them, but sometimes I’ll play along. This was a weird one.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Bots

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

The disabled question threw it off wack

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

also i got nothing so that's good

 

[LikeABauce302]

Here's one I got a few days ago.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

For the one for West Virginia, I'd have responded that "I like it RED, just like it is now, KTHXBAI!"

 

[nytebyte]

Should have asked "Dominique" how big her tits are and if she shaves her clam.

That would throw off the bot for sure.

 

[b00sted]

Bots

They're real people, but they do have a script and pre-written messages they use. But obviously they write their own messages too as we see above.

My buddy runs these campaigns for various dems, so he filled me in on the process when Bernie bros were blowing up my phone.

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

my buddy replies with a picture of the black dude with the giant wang wearing photshopped gloves and a mask for the pandemic.
The people respond that they are removing him from their list.

I just report them as SPAM on my phone.
also, for whatever reason, my number comes up as a dude named Mark, so they are always looking for Mark.

Mark no esta aqui

 

[LikeABauce302]

I don't know how my phone number got on some of these lists. They keep addressing me as Gary or Cynthia. I've been getting texts about North Carolina's election also.

 

[Mook]

Nope, Google protects me from all spam.