Now this is a deal if I've ever seen one... I'm tempted to buy a few for the lolz. Start wandering around stores with it on.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002XJ2OU/ref=nosim/deals000-20
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002XJ2OU/ref=nosim/deals000-20