Disney+ Ahsoka
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This is trash.
Apparently estrogen gives you the ability to withstand being impaled.
GIRL POWER!
Apparently estrogen gives you the ability to withstand being impaled.
GIRL POWER!
I can't help myself here. Spoiler.
Pitch Meeting:
Pitch Guy: So at the end of episode 1 Sabine is gonna get stabbed in the gut with a light saber like Qui-Gon.
Exec: OMG, that killed Qui-Gon, does she die?
Pitch Guy: No, she gets completely healed 10m into the 2nd episode, BARELY AN INCONVENEINCE!
Pitch Guy: So at the end of episode 1 Sabine is gonna get stabbed in the gut with a light saber like Qui-Gon.
Exec: OMG, that killed Qui-Gon, does she die?
Pitch Guy: No, she gets completely healed 10m into the 2nd episode, BARELY AN INCONVENEINCE!
Nah, its not Girl Power. Its Disney Power. Remember how Kenobi's saver bounced off storm troopers?
Bit annoyed by that, might as well have just not had her get stabbed, and rather force choked unconscious and Ahsoka comes just in time to save her. More realistic, and yeah, she COULD heal from that quickly per the episode.
Did you forget the highly estrogen laced Reva was stabbed not once...but twice by Vader and lived?
Yet Qui Gonn, Han and Kylo Ren were mortally wounded by the same strikes. Oh...that's right...they're penis owners.
Star Wars is dead to me.
Well, Maul gets sliced in half, falls hundreds of feet down a shaft into a garbage pit, yet somehow lives.
I just accept that Qui-Gons plot armor wore off at the end of Phantom Menace. In the grand scheme of things, there are way worse writing issues, especially with the sequels.
Honestly who cares about the knights of ren at this point. They’ve been teased so much and never really did anything with them. I have zero interest in them at this point.
Give us what we want. Give us a Luke Skywalker series and either do it CGI, or cast an actor that looks like him. I want to see him wrecking shit like he did on the finale episode of the Mandalorian.
Give us what we want. Give us a Luke Skywalker series and either do it CGI, or cast an actor that looks like him. I want to see him wrecking shit like he did on the finale episode of the Mandalorian.
