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  1. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Give me solid floors (hardwood, engineered hardwood. LVP, etc.) and area rugs that can be replaced all day long.
  2. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I have like 3 or 4 of them, not that many. :bowrofl:
  3. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Trying to put some mocha in his family latte? :s00ls:
  4. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    They know what they got. :bowrofl:
  5. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Pull off that 4' of paneling down there at the base of the walls and I guarantee youll find some signs of water.
  6. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Anyone who pays 15 million for that house is a moron. 15 million pricetag better be that house on 50+ acres. Not staring at my asshole neighbors while doing laundry or going to the bathroom.....
  7. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    The amount of hack ass work he finds and fixes though is great.....
  8. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    My taxes aren’t bad in Streamwood but my house is only 915 square feet. One of the few things I have over my friends who live in some of the other towns around here is my taxes seem to be noticibly cheaper... :dunno:
  9. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Yeah, we had an above ground one growing up that my parents finally said "Enough with that damn thing..." Now they have a gazebo in the back yard they never use instead. :bowrofl:
  10. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Well that doesnt help me, you have half of Wisconsin as your property. :bowrofl:
  11. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Wanna rent me 20 square feet if you buy one of those places? :bowrofl:
  12. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Any of you know offhand how much land you need up there to be able to shoot on your own property?
  13. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Plus rent out those stalls and get money in your pocket all the time.
  14. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Don't see how you can prove they knew about mold and sue them? :dunno: To me, that's a clean it and move on thing.
  15. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    It was nice though because I would get hungry and swing into The Texan and grab some BBQ for dinner. :bowrofl:
  16. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Did you think we were all just trying to screw you over on your commute or something? :bowrofl: I secretly message KJ and Carter so we can try to find houses that'll make your commute suck... :rofl:
  17. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    It's definitely much nicer now with that bypass around 62... I remember getting stuck at the Crystal Lake emissions station a little too late a few times and the intersection of 31 and 62 was a shit show.
  18. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Try it on a weekend when everyones out shopping.... :fu:
  19. FESTER665

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Go jump on Randall in Crystal Lake and let me know how long it takes you to get to 90. It's a flipping ZOO driving down Randall now except for times not even close to rush hour. You go anywhere near rush hour and its PACKED. I have a friend in Crystal Lake and Ive made that mistake before going...
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