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  1. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    This is where you just stick with a big company that you or someone else knows. Forget the smaller ones unless you know personally know them. Just my opinion. Also I saw this and had to share. ??
  2. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Me - Whats with those stairs? Whats with that oven? Whats with that island? WHATS WITH THE KITCHEN!! WHY ARE THEIR HORSES FROLLIKING IN THE DRIVEWAY???!!!?!?!
  3. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    IIRC vertical cracking can be fixed and prevented but will still need work. Horizontal cracking is more major.
  4. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Even our house had a couple issues. Brought them up and the owner was almost too fast to accept either less money and or credits. So watch for that too.
  5. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    You turned a Fuck Yeah into a Fuck with just one word. Peoria. Lol. Other than that, I got nothing.
  6. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    All I see is, a space for my kids toys, a space for my wife’s office, a space for me/my office. A game room, a theater room. Not for that price though.
  7. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Under privileged women and foreign aid VIA hookers and blow. Tax write off.
  8. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I seriously don’t understand all the ā€œOMGā€ factor about Nashville. Granted I spent a month there under grim circumstances, but the experience of even trying to get somewhere or something to eat was always a challenge. It’s called fast food assholes. Not wait 10 minutes in a drive through with...
  9. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    bUt ItS mUh TiMe To BuY wHeN dUh BuBbLe PeRpS!!!!!!!!
  10. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    It will be a year in September. Our inside isnt even done. :rofl: It most likely never will be. It will forever be "ongoing".
  11. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    We closed on 8/31/2021. Zillow is saying it is worth $8,500 more, and Redfin is saying $21,932.
  12. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    So if I want to build a fence next year, I need to buy and store the lumber over the winter basically? Also same for shed. Or buy plastic shed. Or bend over and not have a shed. Or fuck me apparently.
  13. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    4 walls, roof, pee pee pipes and hot hot cooking top. REAL ESTATE!! :s00ls:
  14. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Got the appraisal yesterday. He sent it about 15 minutes after receiving it. Got the clear to close for Monday.
  15. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Ohh he knows I want to see it. I was more worried about hearing something that could compromise the deal. He told my wife yesterday that if something was wrong we would have heard by then, and that he should have had the appraisal last night. So Ill be inquiring shortly.
  16. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    One week until closing and supposedly our loan officer got the appraisal yesterday and havent heard anything bad. So I am assuming everything is still a go. :fy:
  17. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I wonder if Chicago Auto Pros does houses. :rofl: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PR0W60U/?tag=tcg21-20 I was so focused on the cool stuff for the house, that I completely ignored a basic thing everyone should do, and something I specifically should have been on point with since Ive done it my...
  18. Fish

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Probably. Ive tried quite a bit to see that money, but it was 8 years ago now. So instead of spending more money to get more money, I just chalk it up to life lesson and upgrade to my bullshit meter.
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