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I kinda dig that in a weird way. But not for $500k

Boomers: If you didn't buy starbucks everyday you could afford a house also boomers: Here's my retard boomer shack in a flood zone that I haven't touched since the 70s for half a million. I know what I got

My mom damn near paid cash for her first house located in downtown Glen Ellyn in the 80s. Can't imagine what that house is worth today. My house is up $130k from when I bought in 2019. I'm really glad I bought when I did but also feel bad for my younger sister who's trying to buy but just...

Why build a 6k sqft house then make a tiny kitchen boxed off in a corner.

Really though. Back when I was looking at houses one listed in the description a 5 car garage, said it was a "car person's dream". Think they'd snap at least one pic of the garage? Nah

Surely this will end well (regardless of the targeted race)

Someone give me a 100 million. I'll see if my attitude changes

GODDAM HOSS HADDA LAYER DOWN HIGHWAY CLIBBINS GOTEM

BARB MADE ME GIT RID OF MY 454 BUT HER SEARHC HISTORY IS ALL BBC MAYBE SHES FIXIN TO SUPRISE ME

HELLOB IS THIS STILL AAVLABLE? INTERESTED MY BORTHERS NEED TO KNOW I CRANK MY BBC

Most lenders sell the mortgage off right after close anyway. Why it would matter who's lending is beyond me. Definitely sounds like some boomer shit

Post the listing. We want to see

Maybe she's figuring it's going to be easy money, sounds like you're in a desirable area with a relatively affordable house. If it goes quick with minimal work on her end then why not do it for less, especially for a friend

Are they suing you for the exact amount your house is listed for?

We having a house warming party or what?

Shit I didn't realize you already took them out at the knees with your offer :rofl:

When I was buying my house my contract was as-is. Come inspection day the water heater was leaking (into the sump pump pit luckily), called the sellers up and they put in a new unit. I think it depends on the sellers, closing credits are probably your best bet.

My kitchen is bigger than that, and my house is 1/4 of the size. What builder thought that was acceptable

When I moved to my current house Hubble Middle School was a 7/10. Now it's a 4? K. Look at greatschools.org and see what they factor for ratings. It's a joke

My buddy lost out on a house because the other buyer wrote a letter. He had a better, non-contingent offer too. The seller asked him to write her a letter, to which he told her to pound fucking sand. People are stupid. Here's an offer with a close date 30 days from now but you're going to take...