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  1. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Like, did they think they were the next Bam Margera with black paint and maple posts and beams?
  2. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Wants 310 for that fucking thing. :bowrofl:
  3. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Bat shit infested house sold 2.5 weeks ago. I told the wife 475, sold for 490. https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1817-S-Duck-Creek-Dr_Friendship_WI_53934_M71681-78114
  4. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    After visiting the in-laws when they were in TN, I'd move to the south in a heartbeat but the wife has some uh... COLORED language and reservations. :io:
  5. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Last night Megan was watching some tiktok slut sand hardwood floors to refinish and she goes "let's refinish the hardwood." Besides the obvious hardwood joke I made I went "you mean I will refinish the flooring."
  6. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I wanna refinish the hardwood in our living room but I think it's too far gone at this point. Woulda been fine had the stupid cunt before us not ignored the house for 5 years and put a 700lb safe right in the middle of the living room wall. Fucking house was groaning and creaking for MONTHS...
  7. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Thank you for your cervix.
  8. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Get those flooring crayon things. Just colors in your shit to at least hide the bare scratch.
  9. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Dirty CIVILYUNS have no need for an assault tent.
  10. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Hardwood and LVP is the only acceptable flooring in high-traffic areas.
  11. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    If I ever look at another house and I see tile done with 1/2" of grout, I'm burning the place myself. Our kitchen, dining room, entryway, half bath, and master bath is all tile and these fucking idiots took those plastic + spacers and used then DIAGONALLY to separate the tiles by, no joke, half...
  12. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Or it’s new construction cookie cutter bullshit for 550 on an acre.
  13. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That’s what’s so aggravating about property up here. The boomers are dying off and their kids don’t want to deal with their parent’s house but also want top dollar for it with nothing modern. So many gorgeous houses/properties up here but they’re all 30-50 years out of style. Fucking carpet...
  14. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Megan said essentially the same thing. The house structure looks solid AF and once renovated would be awesome… if you want to spend top dollar on a complete gut. :rofl:
  15. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Holy fucking boomer monstrosity. This entire house need to be gutted from floor to ceiling and the price dropped 200k because that’s how much you’re going to spend renovating everything to bring it 5 decades into today. https://apps.realtor.com/mUAZ/ouuwnuhw
  16. Eugene Stoner

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That’s some Epstein shit right there.
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