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  1. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That kitchen gives me anxiety and the placement of that toilet with the countertop cutout around it is criminal.
  2. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Boomers take power outages very seriously. The minute the power goes out, my mom jumps into action, putting fake LED tea light candles everywhere. The power usually comes back on by the time she has all of her fake candles deployed :ROFLMAO:
  3. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I MADE BARB TAKE OUT A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY WHEN SHE PUT THE TANNIN BED UP THEYRE. AHE DONT CARE ABOUT BREAKIN HER HIP GOBBLESS
  4. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I had similar experience the couple times I requested a showing through Redfin or Zillow. It was almost verbatim. We've had multiple offers on this already. I will need your best offer by 5 PM today. I remember one of those houses sat on the market for another 2 months, so it couldn't have been...
  5. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Lol at calling an epoxy coated concrete floor and grey painted unfinished walls a finished basement.
  6. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    AINT NO EUROPEEN JUNK GONNA KEEP UP WITH MY BBC CHEBBY HOSS. MADE IN THE US OF A GOBBLESS
  7. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That place looks awesome. It looks like a more contemporary mid century modern style.
  8. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    It's also too big. Without fail I would get comfortable on the couch, and then my fiancee would make me walk 3 miles to the kitchen to refill her Stanley cup. No thanks.
  9. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Yeah no way I'm buying this house with all of that ugly brown color.
  10. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That's a power move if you hate doing yardwork.
  11. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    AC SO COLD BARB WONT LEAV THERMOS STAT ALONE GOBBLESS
  12. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    This is a common formula. Take a tiny 1,200 SQ ft house, slap some millennial grey paint on the walls, fresh baseboard, grey vinyl plank floors and list it for $400k.
  13. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Modest move in ready starter homes are touching $400k now all across the Chicago suburbs. Home ownership is becoming unattainable. Anyone making less than 6 figures is going to have to settle for something needing a lot of work. Even a single person with a $120k income is really going to have...
  14. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    I've already accepted that I'm going to be stuck in my house for a long time. I originally bought it expecting that I would probably be looking to upgrade into something larger in 5 to 10 years from date of purchase. Now I'm thinking I will probably just add a second floor if home prices...
  15. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    It's absurd what houses are going for now. My 1,200 sq ft ranch with a basement is estimated at over $400k now on Redfin and Zillow. The idea of affordable starter homes is gone now.
  16. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    Yup there was some stupid money in Fargo the few times I had to visit for work. You wouldn't really notice it though until you sit down for dinner with some of the locals and they start telling you about their hobbies, vacations, etc.
  17. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    56 minute commute to my work. I'm out.
  18. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    That indoor pool looks awesome
  19. LikeABauce302

    Better Homes OFFICIAL real estate bs discussion

    This is the trendy thing for millennials to talk about. Home prices are holding steady or slowly rising in value. Interest rates hovering at 8+% with a possibility to increase. I don't see how anyone is buying houses now to turn around and rent for profit unless they can buy a fixer upper...
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