Fuck off Dick Thomas these are fucking delicious.
The best things these do is NOT taste like Jim beam. These are crushable delicious alternatives to the insanely boring and not tasty seltzer market
might as well embrace it and build immunity
also kids have made me totally immune mentally to it i think.
have a kid randomly put their mouth on a handrail at an aquarium and used couches is the least of your concern
im surprised yall can even move into homes people have lived in before
god when you go to friends house do you just stay outside to avoid all the bodily fluids strewn across everywhere?