http://whenparentstext.com/
Can't see it.
Me: Dad, do you have text messaging on your phone? Like, can you see this?
Dad: No.
Tacos For Dinner
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
"Happy Birthday"
Mom: Hey! Check out the birthday greeting I put up on your brother’s FB!
Me: Okay.
Me: It just says, “Happy birthday!”
Mom: Yeah. I though it would be nice.
Conception
Mom: are there any other dvds you want for christmas? i decided im not getting you Conception- it sounds too adult