Stuff your wife/gf does that drives you nuts

Blownbyyou

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Here's the obverse.

First time in my life.

Preheated the oven for pizza.

Started smelling burning plastic.

The ONE. SINGULAR. UNO. EINS. ONE plastic oven cover was left in the oven. After she left it out for 6 days on the table (because horizontal surface means just dump shit including the oven stuff) I put it back in the oven. Only to fucking melt it.

Currently cleaning this fuckstory up right now...
The real question i have is.... why the FUCK are you using an oven for Pizza? Pizzaz or no frozen pizza...

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SpeedSpeak2me

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Because I have an oven?
Similar to this, my friend's now ex-wife was "off the boat" from Poland, whom he pursued.

We were downstairs on the driveway working on his car. She comes out on the deck (right above the driveway) and asks what he would like for dinner, and he said a frozen pizza would be fine.

So she preheats the oven and sticks the pizza in. About five minutes later we smell burning plastic. He though he left the soldering iron on and it was burning something. Nope.

He gets that look of "oh shit" and runs upstairs. She had put the pizza in the oven alright, fully wrapped in plastic. To her credit, she did have it on the stone baking plate.
 

Sprayin

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I’m with Mook. Your pizza takes are generally shit.

To be fair I’m basing this on the sole facts that you hate Lou’s and the Pizzaz.
I don't hate Lous. I hate that Lous is the representative for deep dish in the city when it's no where near the best.

Pizzaz is for people who cook garbage tier frozen pizza like Tony's, Jack's, etc. And even then. Ovens are FAR superior.
 
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I don't hate Lous. I hate that Lous is the representative for deep dish in the city when it's no where near the best.

Pizzaz is for people who cook garbage tier frozen pizza like Tony's, Jack's, etc. And even then. Ovens are FAR superior.
I can agree with that. On both accounts. Buuuut other than Pequod's I have not had a better stuffed than Lou's.
 
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Mook

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I don't hate Lous. I hate that Lous is the representative for deep dish in the city when it's no where near the best.

Pizzaz is for people who cook garbage tier frozen pizza like Tony's, Jack's, etc. And even then. Ovens are FAR superior.
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Mook

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Snobby as in "I dont eat frozen pizza, I only eat out, and only at very specific places"
Bruh, you clearly say you're not snobby about frozen pizza and THEN say you havent been going out lately.

 

Sprayin

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Bruh, you clearly say you're not snobby about frozen pizza and THEN say you havent been going out lately.

You aren't understanding. I mean I'm not snobby to the point that I wont eat frozen pizza.
 
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