You're going out for dessert, where you eating? Dairy Queen or Culver's?

Where you getting dessert?


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IceCreamAssassin

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Part of this probably depends on which DQ was in your neighborhood and how good the lazy 16 yo is that makes your stuff. I’ll put anything I can make you at DQ against the same thing from anywhere else. If it’s a custard place you prefer, you’re probably just a fat piece of shit who loves butter so much you want it to stick to your insides as you inhale it.
 

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Part of this probably depends on which DQ was in your neighborhood and how good the lazy 16 yo is that makes your stuff. I’ll put anything I can make you at DQ against the same thing from anywhere else. If it’s a custard place you prefer, you’re probably just a fat piece of shit who loves butter so much you want it to stick to your insides as you inhale it.

I don’t eat ice cream to be healthy so I’ll make the choice that tastes better to me; well, DQ isn’t technically allowed to be called ice cream. And butter is delicious. But it’s the egg yolk content that makes custard so thick and hearty vs runny soft serve.
 
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I don’t eat ice cream to be healthy so I’ll make the choice that tastes better to me; well, DQ isn’t technically allowed to be called ice cream. And butter is delicious. But it’s the egg yolk content that makes custard so thick and hearty vs runny soft serve.
You are correct, it’s technically iced milk.
 

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I'm sure all of you voting DQ also say missionary is your favorite position.
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DQ was my first job. For five days when I was 16. So I have enough background to at least to be a YouTube expert.
I ran one and owned part of it for 15 years. My parents still own 3, I have a step uncle that owns 3 and approximately another 3 distant relatives that own multiples throughout the country.
people seriously you can make your own blizzard anything you want. If they tell you no, let me know and I’ll tell you how to word it so they do it. So many unlimited combinations.
 

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I ran one and owned part of it for 15 years. My parents still own 3, I have a step uncle that owns 3 and approximately another 3 distant relatives that own multiples throughout the country.
people seriously you can make your own blizzard anything you want. If they tell you no, let me know and I’ll tell you how to word it so they do it. So many unlimited combinations.

I was being facetious. I don’t know shit about DQ.
 
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