Post Random facts about yourself

[Boss]

I hate Hondas, and most Tuners, But not Nissan's

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

i thought i shit my pants while doing squats at the gym today. had to go check, it was all good.

 

[Boss]

i thought i shit my pants while doing squats at the gym today. had to go check, it was all good.

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[willizm]

i thought i shit my pants while doing squats at the gym today. had to go check, it was all good.

I hate playing the fecal 50/50 game. Sometimes it's just a fart, but other times it's far more sinister.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

my ass just felt wet, and i didnt know if it was sweat or what. Didnt want to get caught with some hershey squirts running down my leg

 

[JDHedman]

I pee standing up unlike half this board

 

[Mike K]

I've never seen a Star Wars or Godfather movie.

 

[Mook]

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I've never seen a Star Wars or Godfather movie.

This is also true for me as well.

 

[Carls2001ws6]

This year I only bought my kids Christmas gifts that I would play with.

 

[CrunkMaro]

awesome man. I too drive a gold on gold camry. but not tints. mines a 1998 with a 171000 miles. runs perfect.

i was kidding. i wish i had a camry though.


i hate curries.

 

[99PONTIACGP]

Painted my first car with paintbrush after I totaled it. Jewel minimum wage.

 

[turtleman]

I aspire to go out into the wilderness and manually battle an animal that weighs more than me over something that an animal would want. If it's a tough one, I get a simple weapon like a good size stick or something. Just something I've always wanted to do

 

[Lead Pipe]

Winter depresses the shit out of me. I get into a nasty funk from mid November to mid March. Alcohol helps!!

Oh and I also over analyze everything.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

You should probably see a doctor.

 

[SirMarco]

Winter depresses the shit out of me. I get into a nasty funk from mid November to mid March.

This is true for me

 

[Lead Pipe]

You should probably see a doctor.

Or move.

 

[SirMarco]

Doctor will give you either pills or a light box if not both.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Or move.

Stop being a whiny bitch and move then.

 

[Primalzer]

Winter depresses the shit out of me. I get into a nasty funk from mid November to mid March. Alcohol helps!!

Oh and I also over analyze everything.

Seasonal Affective Disorder, go on SSRI's and be done with it

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and shit when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky shit might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fucking disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion

 

[Angus]

my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and shit when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky shit might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fucking disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion

You have gotta be kidding.

 

[GTwolf]

You have gotta be kidding.

At least I hope so.

 

[Lead Pipe]

At least I hope so.

X2, if not holy shit.

Also I refuse to take meds because I don't like the winter. I'll just try to occupy my time with other things.

 

[Mook]

my ex girlfriend got pregnant and we decided it would be best to abort it. It was a surgical abortion and she was advised not to have sex for 30 days. We had sex after about a week(stupid, I know). We were 69'ing and she used to like it when I would pretty much put her entire pussy, clit, lips and everything into my mouth and suck it. I sucked it and swallowed a chunk of flesh. Was like waaaaait a minute, then threw her off me and started vomiting all over the bed. She started crying and shit when I told her what was up. She told me when she calmed down that she had been having discharge since the abortion and the doctors told her random bits of flesh/gunky shit might appear for a few weeks. Tasted so fucking disgusting. Sucked up and swallowed the discharge of an abortion