Acne Back Shit Talk

[Jean Ralphio]

No homo?

i could stop lifting for the next 6 months, die...come back to life...have a gatorade and rep your max lifts for 8. Drugs dont make the man little boy, and all your heros are on more gh and roids then you can comprehend. PLease stop being a fucking mongolid retard

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[Swoley McDelts]

 

[1quick]

misc trolling for the win

 

[Slolane]

i could stop lifting for the next 6 months, die...come back to life...have a gatorade and rep your max lifts for 8. Drugs dont make the man little boy, and all your heros are on more gh and roids then you can comprehend. PLease stop being a fucking mongolid retard

:roflwerd::roflwerd:

 

[Jean Ralphio]

misc trolling for the win

I'm not impressed with your steroid use or knowledge. So you can stop repeating how much you've used them and how your size would somehow make you an authority. I have been using them for 22 years. I have answered over 60,000 posts about steroids and have studied their pharmacology extensively. Simply because you keep posting what you say are your test results and your personal experience doesn't make you an authority either. Anyone who would post the Tren causes liver or kidney stress obviously doesn't know the physiology of it. You're parroting things you've read or were told. There is not one shred of clinical evidence of what you're posting. You posted that because it's found in bovine liver that it's stressing the liver. That shows you have no idea what you're reading.

Bill Roberts tested over 20 clients for kidney stress from tren and found none after 10 weeks. He's written about it in several articles. If you care to read real data.

No, I don't sell Tren. I dispell steroid myths on the internet for a living.

 

[1quick]

I'm not impressed with your steroid use or knowledge. So you can stop repeating how much you've used them and how your size would somehow make you an authority. I have been using them for 22 years. I have answered over 60,000 posts about steroids and have studied their pharmacology extensively. Simply because you keep posting what you say are your test results and your personal experience doesn't make you an authority either. Anyone who would post the Tren causes liver or kidney stress obviously doesn't know the physiology of it. You're parroting things you've read or were told. There is not one shred of clinical evidence of what you're posting. You posted that because it's found in bovine liver that it's stressing the liver. That shows you have no idea what you're reading.

Bill Roberts tested over 20 clients for kidney stress from tren and found none after 10 weeks. He's written about it in several articles. If you care to read real data.

No, I don't sell Tren. I dispell steroid myths on the internet for a living.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.



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[Slolane]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.



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And your the one to talk about someone being an internet tough guy?? Buy me a ticket to where ever you are and i'll come party with the bitches. Hopefully you don't live in south dakota or some shit. I've seen what those girls look like

 

[Lead Pipe]

We'll take my private jet, SloSki.

 

[1quick]

And your the one to talk about someone being an internet tough guy?? Buy me a ticket to where ever you are and i'll come party with the bitches. Hopefully you don't live in south dakota or some shit. I've seen what those girls look like

its copy pasted from bodybuilding.com

 

[Lead Pipe]

its copy pasted from bodybuilding.com

Pwn'd

 

[Swoley McDelts]

Without delay i grabbed my gym bag and headed out the door, stopping for a moment to consider hiding this dangerous substance should i die in the gym. I clutched my bag and scrambled to my car. On arriving at the gym I consumed the creatine beast and clutched my mens health magazine as tears rolled down my face, i had gone down the path of no return. I sat in my car until the initial effects wore off. Exploding into Ballys i quickly flashed my badge and ran to the drinking fountain to replenish my bodies need for water. My muscles were straining, The creatine steroids were transforming my body into the brad pitt physique body builders yearn to achieve. I knew the worst was yet to come.

 

[Swoley McDelts]

haha it sounds kind of gay, but I'm starting to fear my own strength. I've been getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym, that now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses, and alot of 45 pound plates on all my barbell workouts. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating to do certain workouts alone with such heavy iron. Anyone have this little phobia? lol it wont stop me, but I'm getting really big into stretching cause the fear of injury from these workouts. It's kind of scary, lol.

 

[Jean Ralphio]

haha it sounds kind of gay, but I'm starting to fear my own strength. I've been getting stronger and stronger every time I hit the gym, that now I have to use those heavy ass dumbells no one uses, and alot of 45 pound plates on all my barbell workouts. I dont have a gym partner so its kind of intimidating to do certain workouts alone with such heavy iron. Anyone have this little phobia? lol it wont stop me, but I'm getting really big into stretching cause the fear of injury from these workouts. It's kind of scary, lol.

do not respect me...i do not respect you. You dont have a pic to prove your own expierence and knowledge, you work in a supp store and take certs as a form of knowledge. I have no respect for you, its guys like you that ruined the industry with your bath tub drugs and know it all attitudes. All the while sporting 12% bf at 170 and 14" arms. Take your respect and finger fuck yourself with it. You have the luxury of not respecting me over the net...face to face...you will suck it hard and suck it long whether you like or not guru personal trainer of the stars.

out...

ps...post a fucknig pic showing us what you have done with your knowledge...if your on target i will give you respect...until then...bag my fucking whey douche

 

[Eagle]

Lol, not srs.

Enough with the stupid post copy paste, mmmk?

 

[Jean Ralphio]

why exactly?
its workout-related entertainment to us
youre the only one who seems bothered by it -- is it THAT annoying?

 

[Swoley McDelts]

I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love.

 

[Gypsy]

I tend to look at dudes who get sensual with other dudes as asexual. But that's just one girls perspective.

 

[Turk]

I tend to look at dudes who get sensual with other dudes as asexual. But that's just one girls perspective.

That would be homosexual. Asexual is somebody that only fucks himself.

 

[Gypsy]

No no. I didn't say dudes that are plowing other dudes. That's homosexual. Asexual is sexless or without a clear sexual indicator.

 

[Swoley McDelts]

I tend to look at dudes who get sensual with other dudes as asexual. But that's just one girls perspective.

What you've just wrote is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Swoley McDelts]

Lol, not srs.

Enough with the stupid post copy paste, mmmk?

I've looked at my face in 1,000's of mirrors at 1,000's of different angles, I've looked at my face at every angle imaginable, I KNOW what makes a person beautiful...

 

[Swoley McDelts]

That would be homosexual. Asexual is somebody that only fucks himself.

This is not funny when I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

 

[Jean Ralphio]

No no. I didn't say dudes that are plowing other dudes. That's homosexual. Asexual is sexless or without a clear sexual indicator.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nullo

 

[Slolane]

This is not funny when I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.

 

[Jean Ralphio]

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mum asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 20kgs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mum ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mum, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mum I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I can't let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this shit now. "No mum I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?