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Old 03-31-2019, 05:43 PM   #1
 
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Angry What do you call it when a policeman is afraid of a black guy??

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So I get home, a POS mini van is in my driveway.
Some barely readable crayon on the window says for sale $2000.
Used to be common because there is no street parking, and a bar is near by.
So I pulled some strings and they put up do not block drive way sign and a resident parking only sign.
I call the police, cop comes, orders a tow truck, and start running the license plate.
A little black guy 1/2 my size walks up, gets in and pulls away, policeman never says a word.
He cancels tow and leaves.

So what the frick is that???
Scared of jesse, I have 11 bastard children jackson causing trouble, or what??
I know we have police here, why didn't he say a word??

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This is a byproduct of all the SJWs calling racism and police murder when a cop has to shoot a perp. The cops are scared of the repercussions of doing their jobs. But hey at least nobody infringed on Clyde's basic human rights...

This is the new world we live in. Dont assume any police officer will be a hero anymore, because not only are they in fear of their jobs, but now their lives and their freedom.
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So I get home, a POS mini van is in my driveway.
Some barely readable crayon on the window says for sale $2000.
Used to be common because there is no street parking, and a bar is near by.
So I pulled some strings and they put up do not block drive way sign and a resident parking only sign.
I call the police, cop comes, orders a tow truck, and start running the license plate.
A little black guy 1/2 my size walks up, gets in and pulls away, policeman never says a word.
He cancels tow and leaves.

So what the frick is that???
Scared of jesse, I have 11 bastard children jackson causing trouble, or what??
I know we have police here, why didn't he say a word??

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What did you say to the driver?
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This is a byproduct of all the SJWs calling racism and police murder when a cop has to shoot a perp. The cops are scared of the repercussions of doing their jobs. But hey at least nobody infringed on Clyde's basic human rights...

This is the new world we live in. Dont assume any police officer will be a hero anymore, because not only are they in fear of their jobs, but now their lives and their freedom.

Exactly.
So not only does some POS think he's special, and entitled to do what ever the hell he wants on your property, the poor police are worried to do anything about it.
That was my only point, GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE, I'm special & entitled to anything I feel like, even if I didn't earn or deserve it!!!!

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What did you say to the driver?

Absolutely nothing because last time I made it worse by calling them a blind POS that thinks they are special and can't see a giant ass red truck they were blocking in.


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Sounds like the dude moved his car and there was no need to piss away resources...
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Did you yell "This is MAGA country!" as he drove off?
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I can think of two people in this thread that need to maybe fuck off for a bit. That is all.
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Maybe he knew the cop. You used connections to get the sign put in. Maybe he has some as well. That or maybe the cop didn’t want to deal with all the hassle or arguing with anyone, no matter their color of skin, about having to tow their car when they are there and actively moving it. Maybe you’re right. Without questioning the cop we won’t know.
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No need to make a federal case out of it.

The guy moved his vehicle.

The Cops have a lot more important shit to do too.
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Sounds like problem solved. Get a “get off my damn lawn” sign and a rocking chair.
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Maybe he knew the cop. You used connections to get the sign put in. Maybe he has some as well. That or maybe the cop didnít want to deal with all the hassle or arguing with anyone, no matter their color of skin, about having to tow their car when they are there and actively moving it. Maybe youíre right. Without questioning the cop we wonít know.
If the car gets hooked I bet the cop has to do the paperwork on it. No one likes to do paperwork. Certainly not unionized government officials.

Don't bitch over the methods, you got the result you wanted which was the guy out of your driveway.
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Maybe he knew the cop. You used connections to get the sign put in. Maybe he has some as well. That or maybe the cop didnít want to deal with all the hassle or arguing with anyone, no matter their color of skin, about having to tow their car when they are there and actively moving it. Maybe youíre right. Without questioning the cop we wonít know.
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So I get home, a POS mini van is in my driveway.
Some barely readable crayon on the window says for sale $2000.
Used to be common because there is no street parking, and a bar is near by.
So I pulled some strings and they put up do not block drive way sign and a resident parking only sign.
I call the police, cop comes, orders a tow truck, and start running the license plate.
A little black guy 1/2 my size walks up, gets in and pulls away, policeman never says a word.
He cancels tow and leaves.

So what the frick is that???
Scared of jesse, I have 11 bastard children jackson causing trouble, or what??
I know we have police here, why didn't he say a word??

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how was being black relevant to this story
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Would you have been this upset if he were white?
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Guessing this threads not going how you planned it in your head.
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