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Old 02-19-2013, 05:31 PM   #251
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Oh you fancy, huh.
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Old 02-19-2013, 05:33 PM   #252
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come at me bro. here's mine in the line of duty

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Old 02-19-2013, 09:10 PM   #253
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Very classy. But Eric going the ghetto paper route
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:47 PM   #254
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Hey man, it's my parents shit not mine.
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:30 AM   #255
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Lou malnati's burns on the way out omg
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Old 03-13-2013, 01:43 AM   #256
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Had the single nastiest fart just now. I was convinced I shit myself, luckily I didn't. Y'all ever get that?
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Old 03-13-2013, 02:36 AM   #257
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Nope. I missed my work dump the other night though and dropped a horseshoe shaped log when I got home that took 3 flushes to get unjammed.
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Old 03-13-2013, 03:09 AM   #258
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Hahaha oh my God
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Old 03-14-2013, 02:17 PM   #259
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I hate those ones where it's like your never sure when you're done and when you go to get up, no...there's more. Like a bad infomercials
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Old 08-30-2013, 01:17 PM   #260
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Just got done taking a shit at work. Feels good man
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:01 PM   #261
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To have a job?
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:04 PM   #262
 
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I had White Castle the other night and the next day my farts smelled exactly like White Castle. A lot of hang time too
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Old 08-30-2013, 04:06 PM   #263
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so nasty
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Old 08-30-2013, 06:44 PM   #264
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Just took another in the dark. Power out FTW
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Old 08-30-2013, 07:15 PM   #265
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My ween touched the bowl today at work. Not cool.
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Old 09-01-2013, 04:37 AM   #266
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Old 09-02-2013, 07:47 PM   #267
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I didn't shit for days. Then when it came upon me of course the campground I'm in only has one shitter. And theres a line everytime I go up there to shit. And I don't do warm toilet seats so I can't wait in line plus if I stayed standing it'd squeak its way out. Had to wait 6 hours to shit while almost shitting myself and after I was done had to shit again. Terrible experience.
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Old 09-03-2013, 08:47 AM   #268
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Yeah. Warm seats = no go. I've actually shit in a female restroom because of thy before. Zero fucks given
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Old 09-03-2013, 08:50 AM   #269
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I was wanting to blow up in the ladies room but no one would scout it for me
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:27 PM   #270
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Fuck that. If there's no room and I've got ordinance...ladies room it is
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Old 12-12-2013, 07:21 PM   #271
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Took one today that looked like popcorn chicken. I've been hungry since.
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:22 PM   #272
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How the fuck can you wipe your ass til clean but still getshit stains on boxers? I've been frustrated for years, but finally want to address the issue
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:32 PM   #274
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Isn't that why some dudes use like adult baby wipes?
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:41 PM   #275
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I have used this and they are great, but no matter what they advertise, THEY WILL CLOG YOUR PIPES!

I just browsed this entire thread and didn't find an answer..

But I am curious... How the hell can you wipe sitting down???
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