Corrupt a wish.....

[Riski]

Here is a fun game for you folks....

I.E.....I wish I had a lambo....
Then someone replies....
Granted, but you are paralized from the neck down....
Then they make a wish.....


I wish I was a billionaire....

Click to read more...

 

[Kbrown]

Granted, but your now wanted for bank robbery....

I wish i had tomorrow off.

 

[Riski]

Granted, but you find out you are laid off the next day....

I wish it was 7pm already....

 

[KAR]

Granted, but you get into a car accident at 8.


I wish I had a fast bike.

 

[utryd2]

Granted, but your motor cant handle the extra abuse and bike takes a dump

I wish I had my old job back so I can make good money again

 

[Riski]

Granted, but there is a hail storm so you cant leave work on the bike....

I wish I had my old job back so I can make good money again

too slow....

 

[utryd2]

too slow....

but quick update oh yeah
this game is full of negativity....I quit haha

 

[Riski]

thus the point of it.....so fix Kevin's wish....

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

thus the point of it.....so fix Kevin's wish....

granted, you are using childrens scissors

i wish i could work by myself

 

[Riski]

granted, you are using childrens scissors

Try again....re read instructions of the game.....

 

[Riski]

Granted, but you get into a car accident at 8.


I wish I had a fast bike.

Granted, but you still only run mid 10's cause you cant jockey it....

I wish I was a porn star that only banged hot women

 

[Gav'sPurpleZ]

granted you are a midget

i wish i owned a museum

 

[Frank Dukes]

granted, but your museum is the hall of midget porn, with Riski as the star attraction.

 

[KAR]

granted, but your museum is the hall of midget porn, with Riski as the star attraction.

What's your wish?

 

[Riski]

granted, but your museum is the hall of midget porn, with Riski as the star attraction.

So what is your wish that needs to be granted?

 

[KAR]

So what is your wish that needs to be granted?

To slow

 

[Riski]

not as slow as you

Come on Frank, whats the wish

 

[KAR]

not as slow as you

Come on Frank, whats the wish

Apperantly you and Tom are both slower then me today, must be a family thing

And come on Frank.....

 

[Riski]

You fix that clutch or you still have abusted ugly bike?

FRANK DUKES, finish the wish

 

[KAR]

Still a busted ugly bike, clutch is for sure slipping but what I've actually come to conclude is that the swing arm is twisting in first and second gear with the new sprockets (and there is two cracks in the swing arm) but it's causing the chain to misaligned which is then causing the grinding sound as the chain slips over the sprockets. Shitty so no more racing this year as I don't have to the money for a new swing arm right now, plus I'll actually put some shocks on it while I'm at it.

 

[KAR]

Alright Frank Dukes died since he couldn't come up with a wish

I wish I didn't have a busted up ugly bike.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

wish granted, but you have a busted up ugly wife

I wish I could go fishing every day

 

[Frank Dukes]

doh!

i wish i had an delorean time machine... which i apparently die somewhere in the time-space continuum

 

[Riski]

wish granted, but you have a busted up ugly wife

I wish I could go fishing every day

Granted, but you never catch anything....

I wish I never have to work another day in my life

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

no problem, you are in prison for the rest of your life, and the squirrelmaster's bitch

I wish i could learn to fly a plane