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BillyBru 05-16-2010 05:40 PM

What made you laugh today?
 
I went to pick up some chinese food and the lady asked "did you need a fork?"
I answered no but then thought about it and smirked a little bit. I turned around and tried not to laugh because it sounded like "did you need a fuck" :rofl:

What made you lawl today?

Xtant12 05-16-2010 05:44 PM

My neighbor ran into his car with the lawn more while waiving hello to me!!!

Rebel 05-16-2010 08:21 PM

My friend drunken sleep talking to me this morning.

BillyBru 05-16-2010 11:04 PM

haha ive had my buddy talk about this girl he loves like that. just mumbling but we could make it out.

Turk 05-16-2010 11:17 PM

Was driving through a neighborhood in Glen Ellyn around noon today, minding my own business, going 25mph in 4th gear when I hear a lady yell from her front stoop. "SLOW DOWN!" So at first I did, until I realized, what a second, I'm only going 25, fuck you, so downshifted to second and floored it to the next turn, made a left, floored it again to the stop sign, then made a right and floored it in first and second gear. I'm sure she heard me tearing it through her lovely neighborhood until I hit Roosevelt rd. Next time you tell somebody to slow down, make sure they are breaking the law first, bitch.

SirMarco 05-17-2010 09:11 AM

I saw this moose of a lady diggin deep in her nose on 90 this morning. She saw me yet kept on drillin for what ever was up there. I didn't know the finger could go that far up the nose.

SHOmuff 05-21-2010 12:38 PM

http://media.nj.com/jersey-journal/p...253a518ced.JPG

http://media.nj.com/hudsoncountynow_...f79f_large.jpg

ilikemtb999 05-21-2010 12:52 PM

WTF is that???


Vendors fighting on nasioc are making me :rofl:

99PONTIACGP 05-21-2010 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHOmuff (Post 749441)

:rofl:

SirMarco 05-21-2010 01:05 PM

WTF?????
I just don't understand. His prison bitch did his hair.

SHOmuff 05-21-2010 01:12 PM

He's a pimp that just got sentenced to 18 years.

Mook 05-21-2010 01:35 PM

:rofl:

Quote:

When Ashley Lineberger renewed her license she was surprised to find the replacement listed her street address as "EAT ASS." After informing the Florida DMV she doesn't live on "EAT ASS" they tried to charge her for a new one.
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...0x_eat_ass.jpg

ilikemtb999 05-21-2010 01:36 PM

:bowrofl: there aren't even numbers.

AlmightyBirdman 05-21-2010 01:36 PM

I watched the ICP video miracles again and many lulz were had.

99PONTIACGP 05-21-2010 01:38 PM

Eat Ass?

:iorofl:

TommyGloves 05-21-2010 01:41 PM

dumb ass politicians

EmersonHart13 05-21-2010 02:05 PM

Goddamn it Mook, I just saw this and I posted my own thread on Eat Ass...

You win!

OffshoreDrilling 05-27-2010 01:27 PM

http://i49.tinypic.com/nx8g7d.jpg

Eagle 05-27-2010 01:28 PM

:burp:

99PONTIACGP 05-27-2010 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnailblazerSS (Post 753389)

I chuckled

LaneLander 05-27-2010 01:39 PM

So I heard they finally invented a car that runs on water...





but you have to get the water from the gulf of mexico

Mook 05-27-2010 01:40 PM

:drums:

ilikemtb999 05-27-2010 01:50 PM

F-bodies and mustangs. Joker cars.

00firebirdarev 05-27-2010 09:37 PM

Hangover... Nuff said!

Fish 05-27-2010 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyBru (Post 745803)
I went to pick up some chinese food and the lady asked "did you need a fork?"
I answered no but then thought about it and smirked a little bit. I turned around and tried not to laugh because it sounded like "did you need a fuck"

Dont lie. You whipped the head around and asked "you guys do that here?"


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