Automatic Human Wash

[Flyn]

Why should your car get an automatic wash and you don't?

That's changing now as a Helsinki inventor presents the human auto wash.

Only $5,300. Gets your back and those hard to reach spots with a gentle massaging action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVKC3FnVXY

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/man-creates-human-car-wash-shower

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[Mr_Roboto]

I don't know that I'd want to share this device with someone else..........

That said it seems like the making of the wall-e generation unless people who are disabled are using it. Even then I could see some old lady getting wrapped around it.

 

[bimmer4life]

WTF is automatic about that. Seems like a whole lot of work . Could have at least used hot model geeez

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Yeah...marketing 101....don't choose a chubby old dude in spandex for your shower commercial. Hot chick with nothing but foam covering the necessities is the only logical option here...

 

[Flyn]

That has to be the inventor.

Agreed a Swedish model would be better.

 

[blakbearddelite]

People will just end up trying to figure out how to fuck it.

 

[Stink Star]

I mean I could see this (or something similar) being useful for a disabled person but this is just ridiculous

 

[Flyn]

Nobody wants to roll out of bed in the morning and auto wash on auto pilot while you are waking up?

 

[Marko]

I’d rather get a table shower by an Asian “massage” therapist.

 

[Mr_Roboto]

A few more thoughts
1-I don't know that old ppl would care that's probably pretty good lookin to most of em.
2-I don't want that rotating brush anywhere near my junk.

 

[Marko]

A few more thoughts
2-I don't want that rotating brush anywhere near my junk.

No shit.

I don’t want it near my ass either

People will just end up trying to figure out how to fuck it.

Or letting it fuck you

 

[frank]

https://youtu.be/TLPi6vgJpG0

 

[Spectragod]

If I could install this in my car, I could save time showering and driving, maybe toss a Dutch rudder in with a happy ending??

 

[Spectragod]

Kinda weak you have to apply soap to the brush manually, and no hot wax, wtf?

 

[Flyn]

A few more thoughts
1-I don't know that old ppl would care that's probably pretty good lookin to most of em.
2-I don't want that rotating brush anywhere near my junk.

I've done a hooker in a stairwell full of broken glass. A rotating brush doesn't scare me.

 

[Marko]

I've done a hooker in a stairwell full of broken glass. A rotating brush doesn't scare me.

 

[guspech750]

Seems like a lot more work and it looks really gayeeeeeeee.

 

[Spectragod]

Seems like a lot more work and it looks really gayeeeeeeee.

Should be a hit on the .net site...

 

[guspech750]

Should be a hit on the .net site...

True

 

[LikeABauce302]

I read about this awhile ago. I remember reading that the designers intent was to come up with something to help people with disabilities.