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Old 04-23-2019, 11:15 AM   #51
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If it's a girl.... Good luck. I live in a house full of females. Two daughters, my wife, and a dog. I was in denial with my first daughter. Lol.

Congrats by the way. Even if it's a girl... Nothing wrong with teaching her how to work on cars, and get into the same stuff you're into.
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Dude, that is WAAAAYYYYY tooo much estrogen for a man to deal with.
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Old 04-23-2019, 11:49 AM   #54
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Life as you have known it is now over.

New life begins in 5..4..3..

Better schedule those baby underwater birthing with room temperature, scented candle, soft music, rubbing the feet while going out and buying ice cream classes.

Seriously, congratulations!
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If it's a girl.... Good luck. I live in a house full of females. Two daughters, my wife, and a dog. I was in denial with my first daughter. Lol.

Congrats by the way. Even if it's a girl... Nothing wrong with teaching her how to work on cars, and get into the same stuff you're into.
Same here; wife, 3 daughters and a neutered dog.
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Congrats, it is the best/worst thing that you can do..

Ill tell you something I wish I knew, the 6 months really stink, crying no interactions nothing...then it gets a lot better and makes it all worth it
Was your kid colicky? Also no interaction for 6 months? Huh
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i think he means for the first 6 months it totally sucks for Dad. i mean really, what the furck does dad do? other than be a slave to the milk machine i call a wife.
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Was your kid colicky? Also no interaction for 6 months? Huh


There is some interactions, but nothing fun like my 4 year old


Yes very colicky, she is getting better though
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i think he means for the first 6 months it totally sucks for Dad. i mean really, what the furck does dad do? other than be a slave to the milk machine i call a wife.
Yea not sure what that means but alright
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Pretty self explanatory. But ok
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Yea not sure what that means but alright


You like the first six months of life?

I mean really its not all that awesome, no sleep, angry baby, getting shit on etc...

But to each their own
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I was a real prick that day. I still feel bad about it.
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I don't remember that at all. Just good things.
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Ya, I left w/ them to cool off.

When we got my car back to the hotel, I was yelling and being a total asshole.
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You like the first six months of life?

I mean really it’s not all that awesome, no sleep, angry baby, getting shit on etc...

But to each their own
The first month or so was hard but after they can start to see I feel like my kid emerged from her shell. She’s 4.5 months old and a blast. Laughs, is interested in whatever is going on, plays with things, can almost sit up etc. Also she’s never angry unless she’s over tired or getting hungry but that’s a few minutes of fussiness. Feed her or lay her down to sleep and no more fussiness.

My only complaint is just no time to do anything when I’m watching her and the short amount of time I have when she’s napping is spent cleaning up the house or washing fucking bottles.
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The first month or so was hard but after they can start to see I feel like my kid emerged from her shell. Shes 4.5 months old and a blast. Laughs, is interested in whatever is going on, plays with things, can almost sit up etc. Also shes never angry unless shes over tired or getting hungry but thats a few minutes of fussiness. Feed her or lay her down to sleep and no more fussiness.

My only complaint is just no time to do anything when Im watching her and the short amount of time I have when shes napping is spent cleaning up the house or washing fucking bottles.


One or two kids?

My first was pretty easy minus hand foot mouth etc, the second has been colicky for 2.5 months...but now getting better..
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All that = Yes. Plus I got morning diaper doody (literally), getting the kids ready for Mommy to take to her mothers for the day, while she was getting ready.
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