One family causes chaos at Wisconsin Walmart

[Flyn]

The mother, 46 y.o. Lisa Smith took her son Benny Vann and her dog Bo to Walmart for a family outing.

Bo was not on a leash and immediately took off into the store. He was apprehended with a box of corn muffin mix in his mouth.

Lisa was asked to leave and police found her screaming for Bo in the entryway. She was arrested for shoplifting after police managed to overcome her karate moves in the parking lot. She then tried to kick out the police car window.

While Bo is running around with Lisa running after him, somehow shoplifting at the same time, her son, Benny, decided to take off all his clothes. Sounds like he was naked on his scooter exposing himself to customers. He then shoplifted a new outfit. Police captured him after he threatened to run them over with the scooter.

So, you have a dog running around grabbing food items, a woman screaming, karate kicking and shoplifting and a naked man on a scooter racing around the store. Sounds like a normal day at Walmart.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/chaos-walmart-woman-karate-son-exposes-dog-steals-food

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[Mook]

I did not expect them to be that old

 

[blakbearddelite]

That's a HARD 46, holy fuck to think I'd look like that in four years.

 

[Spivitz]

Seriously, she could pass for 70

 

[Mook]

She's 46???????????

 

[AWDCD3]

That's a HARD 46, holy fuck to think I'd look like that in four years.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

 

[Shawn1112]

LOL fucking POW!!!

 

[1quick]

Meth not even once

 

[bikrboy128]

sounds like a normal day at walmart

 

[cdh027]

Holy fuck. They must have her age wrong.

 

[Flyn]

Update: Looks like it was Bo that was shoplifting, not the woman. He got off with a warning but they took him to the Humane Society so that's like... jail for dogs.

Police arrested Smith, but it wasn’t without a fight. She allegedly kicked out a patrol car window when they finally got her in custody.

Meanwhile. police said Vann was running amok inside the store. He allegedly took off all of his clothes in the rear of the Walmart and exposed himself to everyone around him.

Fortunately for them, he tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. Even so, police said he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.

But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.

Vann faces charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. Smith is charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping.

Bo, however, was not charged. Police issued him a warning for the theft.

Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say

 

[Chet Donnelly]

You sure this wasn't in Florida?

 

[03GTGreen]

You should see some of the people that come out of these small WI towns. All they have is drugs and alcohol and it shows

 

[MrDragster1970]

Seriously, she could pass for 70

No frigging way that THING is 40 anything!!!
There isn't that much crack, booze & nicotine in the country to make it look like that in 46 years!!!


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[MikeyLikesIt]

You sure this wasn't in Florida?

My very first thought!

 

[RebelGTP]

It's a weird fucking day for any state to tell Florida to hold their beer...

What a meth... (pun intended)

 

[blakbearddelite]

I'm also wondering if they somehow go her age wrong. It just doesn't seem possible to look that old at 46.

 

[torquelover]

There's some really rough looking back woods people in Northern WI. I've seen a lot worse at that very same Walmart.

My buddies dad used to work security there back in the day.

The one just a bit further North in Chippewa Falls is a smidge better.