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Old 04-05-2019, 02:46 PM   #1
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Charlize Theron says she's single and ready for love

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(CNN)Charlize Theron is open to a relationship but she needs a man to "step up."

The actress, 43, got candid about her dating life while promoting her upcoming romantic comedy, "Long Shot."

"I've been single for 10 years, it's not a long shot," Theron told "Entertainment Tonight." "Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up. I'm shockingly available."

Theron's co-star in the film, Seth Rogen, echoed her sentiments saying, "She's out there!"

"I've made it very clear," Theron joked.

Her last serious relationship was with Sean Penn. The two were engaged but split in 2015.

"We were in a relationship and then it didn't work anymore. And we both decided to separate. That's it," Theron said about the break up with Penn in a 2016 interview with the Wall Street Journal.

Prior to Penn, she dated actor Stuart Townsend after meeting on the set of "Trapped." They split in 2010.

"Long Shot" hits theaters May 3.
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I wood.

But this is what I'd lay in to her with...

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That's in my dreams...

Here's reality;

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Anybody that hot that’s single for 10 years is crazy as fuck
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I'm ok with that.
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As hot and rich as she is, she is completely batshit crazy and dumb as a post. Her and Sean Penn were perfect for eachother, wonder why they called it off.
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She's dumb?
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You ever hear her talk outside of promoting movies, on real issues? Shes incredibly stupid, and a highschool dropout like a lot of Hollywood.

I'm a little biased though too since she's one of those gun grabber nutjobs.
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Better hurry up Mook. Gas Monkey has a boner for her too...

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I mean still wood, but I’m going into it expecting to wake up with stab wounds at some point lol
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I always confuse her with Heigl from Knocked Up.

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Shes incredibly stupid
She might be socially dumb but she also speaks a handful of different languages.

Gotta be a 'little' smart to manage that.

She has a similar quality to Michelle Pfeiffer in that she can pull off completely forgettable 'Plain Jane' but she can also paint up smokin' hot. Very versatile.
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I WOOD, but Heigl I hear is a YUUUGGGEEE cunt!
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