Now that Amazon and UPS let you live track your packages...

[Mook]

Its annoying as fuck, especially with Amazon. Those fucks failed to deliver my shit yesterday despite being blocks over for like 2 hours and they still havent shown up even tho they've been within ten minutes of my house since this morning, 8 stops away my ass. Amazons own shipping is the fucking WORST. They never deliver to the right house and I always have to wander the neighborhood looking for my shit.

UPS suddenly offers GPS tracking and that turd was OUTSIDE my neighborhood and is now 3 blocks over.

DELIVER MY SHIT YOU FUCKS

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[Mook]

And yes I realize we're days away from Christmas but even so....its frustrating to watch the little icons close in my house and then say LATER YOU FUCKING IDIOT and drive away.

 

[EmersonHart13]

They are Fucking with you and they know it

 

[Mook]

I even pulled a Dasfinc and complained to Amazon live chat last night at 10pm because tracking said I needed to contact Amazon now to get things sorted out (because my items were now marked "late"). They assured me my stuff would be delivered this morning....and gave me $5.

Cant wait for it so say "delivered" and go on a scavenger hunt.

 

[ChrisRac]

I'm curious at what its like to be a driver for these guys. Do they have a list they check off one-by-one or do they have a map and select what places they go to first?

 

[Mook]

I was wondering that last night too. The Amazon driver was a block away and then suddenly was on the other side of the river driving further and further from my house until 9pm rolled around and Amazon told me to contact them. So far today, hes been sitting north of me by 90 for the last 2 hours.

UPS has been around my house for an hour or so but has yet to enter my neighborhood....which is weird b/c a UPS truck rolled through maybe an hour ago but no package came...so they must have multiple trucks handling the downtown area today.

 

[Yaj Yak]

scavenger hunt

 

[Mook]

Dude...the past 3 times Amazon delivered something (Amazon, not UPS)...it said delivered and "handed off to the resident". I walk outside, no package. So then I have to walk to the house that is 145 Grove b/c these idiots refuse to follow the GPS that says my house is NOT on Grove...I've even contacted Amazon to tell them exactly what my house looks like...never works. They have to drive PAST my place to get to the wrong address

And its not like walking is a big deal, but they just leave the packages leaning against the other house's garage for all to steal...or get crushed if the garage opens. Fucking idiots.

 

[wombat]

had one delivered by amazon yesterday that was "handed off directly" wife was home, didn't get anything, looks in the mailbox and there it is. Guess he "handed it directly" to my mailbox. Fucking puds.

 

[Yaj Yak]

that's fucking terrible.

 

[Mook]

Ive even asked Amazon to not use their courier anymore and they said "we'll mark your account to use UPS and USPS"....instead, I've been seeing more USPS and Amazon. Fucktards.

 

[ChrisRac]

Friend of mine drives for UPS. I'll ask him and post his response.

 

[Mook]

I'd be curious to know the method to the madness.

And its not like I'm unsympathetic to this thankless job, especially during the holidays...but its still YOUR JOB. You cant just fuck off and use the holidays as an excuse.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Amazon drivers put handed to customer so they don't have to take a photo. It takes more time.

Plus an Amazon driver shouldn't be putting anything in your mailbox, that is USPS only.

 

[Yaj Yak]

i just don't watch this shit.

 

[Rent Free]

Dude...the past 3 times Amazon delivered something (Amazon, not UPS)...it said delivered and "handed off to the resident". I walk outside, no package. So then I have to walk to the house that is 145 Grove b/c these idiots refuse to follow the GPS that says my house is NOT on Grove...I've even contacted Amazon to tell them exactly what my house looks like...never works. They have to drive PAST my place to get to the wrong address

And its not like walking is a big deal, but they just leave the packages leaning against the other house's garage for all to steal...or get crushed if the garage opens. Fucking idiots.

Sooo basically your house sucks and should move so you get delieveries as scheduled?

 

[cdh027]

Ive even asked Amazon to not use their courier anymore and they said "we'll mark your account to use UPS and USPS"....instead, I've been seeing more USPS and Amazon. Fucktards.

If you choose not to use Amazon, then no more same day deliveries for you.

 

[Mook]

I'd be fine with that.. At least then it's in the hands of competent people.

 

[1MEANGT]

In the past week I've had 2 Amazon packages for my neighbor delivered to my house. Last night there was one package for me and one for my neighbor on my porch. Do they not even read the fucking address labels anymore? Or maybe the driver was to lazy to walk next door and figured fuck it, I'll let this guy finish my job. SMH..... I'm just glad my packages have not ended up somewhere else.

 

[Bub]

I watched ups deliver my phone. He was a block away at 1:30pm but didn't deliver until 7:35 that night. He needed a sigbature so I asked him not to be a dick but curious. The dude sat down on his truck step and just bitched for about 3 min about how ass backwards his delivery schedule. Once he finished I half jokingly offered him a beer and he laughed and said if he didn't have 20 more stops he'd take me up. I told the wife to at least make him lunch then when I'm at work

 

[FESTER665]

I just have everything sent to my work now it was so bad at my house.... Random shit just beat up and laying in bushes and shit...

 

[Mook]

I keep telling myself to leave a Christmas gift every year for my usual driver and I forget every year. Hes a bald dude, probably my age or a bit younger...never fails to deliver, always nice.

I have nothing to give him this year as I have yet to leave the house this week for anything other than Wendys...and I dont plan on leaving the house today until fucktard Amazon shows up, who is still "8 stops away". BUT he appears to be in a neighborhood and is going street by street so...eventually he'll get here. Probably.

 

[Mook]

UPS is getting closer

Also, these gripes are MEGA whitepeopleproblems but I dont give a fuck.

 

[EmersonHart13]

Amazon has been okay this season. UPS and USPS have been good. FedEx has been my fail but whats new....

Fucking Excrutiating DElivery eXperience.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

USPS can choke on a bag of dicks