Do NOT eat romaine lettuce

[Mook]

That'll teach all you salad eating turds.

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1064976851846733824

Click to read more...

 

[Mook]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/20/health/romaine-lettuce-e-coli-cdc/index.html

 

[Spivitz]

Yup, no Bueno

 

[VenomousDSG]

caesar salads are so dericious tho.....

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Yea, no worries there...

 

[SHOmuff]

Romaine and iceberg is for peasants. Spinach and arugula all day.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Oh wtf, this JUST happened a few months ago. God damnit

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

Motherfucker. Just bought a bunch and ate a bunch today.

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Lol lettuce...

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[Flyn]

Farm workers gotta quit crapping in the fields.

 

[Ti28]

Jesus H Christ! Not only am I gonna have to start killing everything I eat, I'm also gonna have to start growing everything also.

 

[Stink Star]

Fucking A, I just had a salad today for lunch. Next time I’m just getting Taco Bell

 

[Stink Star]

Romaine and iceberg is for peasants. Spinach and arugula all day.

Spinach is good, arugula tastes like dandelions with weed killer on them

 

[Ti28]

Spinach is good, arugula tastes like dandelions with weed killer on them

Mustard greens! Cooked down in garlic and butter!

 

[Shadow99]

Literally bought some from Marianos on sunday for my turtle....

 

[Mr_Roboto]

My wife was eating her leftovers from her Portillo's chopped salad. Bring this up to her, she finished it off NFG. Told her that if she died from it I'm putting it on her tombstone. Number of fucks given by her, less than zero. Her death I guess.