not a way to get ahead.

[Mr_Roboto]

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder - Story | FOX 13 Tampa Bay

The jokes make themselves. B/C Florida naturally.

MIAMI, Fla. - A South Florida man with half a head is facing attempted murder and arson charges for setting his mattress on fire.

Police say Carlos Rodriguez, 31, set his mattress on fire at his Miami home Monday afternoon. Two victims were inside a duplex connected to the house and police say the fire posed a threat to the occupants.

Police found Rodriguez in the backyard and arrested him.

He was being held on a $20,000 bond.

Rodriguez, who goes by the nickname, "Halfy," is seen on a YouTube video explaining how he lost half of his skull in an accident.

On the video, he says he was "barred out on drugs" when he hit a pole with his car and flew through the windshield and landed on his head. "It's no good drinking and driving," he said, while smoking a joint on the video.

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[zenriddles]

Whoa.

At first sight I thought Zika Virus - CDC Announces That Zika Virus Can Lead To Smaller Heads - ViralPortal - microcephaly

 

[VenomousDSG]

Lmfao, another genius....

 

[boostedguy05]

Ya, he really didnt think that one through. He should really use more of his head to think it through.

 

[Flyn]

Darwin takes out Florida half wit.

Seriously, who would have sex with him?

 

[Blood on Blood]

Lmao

 

[sickmint79]

surprisingly normal for a guy with some serious appearing brain injury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFY2PvkqB2M

 

[greasy]

Watching that video makes me want to vomit

 

[Spivitz]

Not gonna watch....

 

[Chet Donnelly]

Wonder who paid for all his medical bills?

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Wonder who paid for all his medical bills?

Flyn