House Got Broken Into. Bunch of Shit Stolen

[cobravenom39]

This asswipe broke into my house on Thursday

https://www.facebook.com/mike.astorino

Stole some of my wife's jewelry, a handgun and some electronics. Also got my watch.

Everything was recovered because he got caught shortly thereafter.

Does anyone know this guy?

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[boostedguy05]

nope. glad he was caught tho.

 

[Flyn]

Doesn't look like anyone I'd want to know, Andy. Glad he got caught.

Hopefully he didn't get the "big" guns.

 

[cobravenom39]

Thanks guys. It was a smash and grab, and everything except a cheap pistol was in the safe. Has since been moved off-site, however.

 

[b00sted]

 

[Mook]

Kind of looks familiar but can't place him at all. Glad everything got recovered and he's in jail.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Glad your personals was recovered. How did the Police catch him?


From “The Patch” online

Michael Astorino, 28, of Roselle, was arrested after a burglary at 8:01 p.m. in the XXXX block of West XXXX Avenue for criminal damage to property, criminal trespassing and residential burglary. He was taken to DuPage County Jail.

 

[Spivitz]

Glad he is in jail, fucker

 

[Marko]

I’m Glad the ass was caught so fast. Hate crooks.

 

[MrMezger996]

Don’t have FB, can’t see pic of lowlife

 

[P40E]

His previous arrest record shows he likes to do hard drugs and burglarize . He has at least two old mughshots.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Glad you got your stuff back and he was caught

Have fun in prison shithead.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

Shame there wasn’t someone home with a loaded gun

 

[Marko]

“It’s complicated”. For relationship status. So stupid.

I know a lot of people that post that on FB


This isn’t his first arrest for burglary? They should break his hands for stealing.

 

[Fish]

Dont recognize him but he is a Lake Park alum.

 

[CMNTMXR57]

I bet if you lived in Jefferson Park, this wouldn't have happened.

 

[nytebyte]

Not to get too much OT, but what kind of mutant-ass baby is that?
Looks like an alien.

 

[DEEZUZ]

 

[Tight Lines]

Horrible having your personal space being violated like that. I am extremely happy he was caught as most are not caught. Hope he gets treated like a Bitch in prison.

 

[Marko]

Not to get too much OT, but what kind of mutant-ass baby is that?
Looks like an alien.

Probably some stupid Snapchat filter

There’s other pics on that idiot’s Facebook and the kid looks normal.

I feel sorry for the kid. He’s gonna have visit his dad in prison

 

[Marko]

Someone meme this. How his anus is gonna feel after jail

 

[Marko]

 

[CMNTMXR57]

Woah... Hello!

Looks like she's gonna need some lovin' while he's gone.

 

[DEEZUZ]

Lane. She's calling for your cock. Give her.... Your cock...

 

[DEEZUZ]

Hmm. Both wearing long sleeves....... Track marks to be hidden.