Man Asks Police to Test His Meth

[Flyn]

Because Florida.

"Yeah, no problem. We can test that for you. Bring it in."

Douglas Peter Kelly, 49, of Hawthorne, near Gainesville, told sheriff’s detectives he had a “violent reaction” to smoking some methamphetamine and he wanted to “press charges” against the person who sold him the illegal hallucinogen about a week earlier, investigators said.

Drug unit detectives invited Kelly to come in Tuesday so they could test the drug for him.

He drove to the sheriff’s office and handed them a crystal-like substance wrapped in aluminum foil. It tested positive for methamphetamine, detectives said.

Kelly was arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine.

Florida man asked sheriff's office to test meth he worried was no good

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[Spivitz]

Brilliant

 

[radioguy6]

"had a violent reaction" , yeah smoking shit made with drain cleaner and battery acid may cause side effects

 

[VenomousDSG]

Well, at least he knows it was good.

 

[wolfe]

Dealer is now gonna say he’s got that good shit

 

[Flyn]

Ha Ha! Dealer better be running long and fast. This guy was pissed at him to start with. How long until the cops get him to turn the guy in? Ten minutes?

 

[FESTER665]

You know when things are Florida before even opening the thread..