Blow Job (NWS for content)

[Flyn]

Guy blew his dick up.

37-year old Ryan Davies, from Paterson in New Jersey, was lying unconscious in a pool of blood when his wife found him last night, so she immediately called the paramedics.

He was rapidly transported to the hospital where he arrived in critical condition, but doctors were finally able to stabilize him after a few hours.

Upon regaining consciousness, he admitted that he had tried everything to enlarge his penis over the last two years, and had already invested $15,000 in pills and penile pumps, without success.

He finally decided to try his industrial air compressor, and he insists that his genitals did enlarge during the first few seconds before they literally exploded.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ma...g-to-use-air-compressor-to-enlarge-his-penis/

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[boostedguy05]

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

 

[Blood on Blood]

Priceless

Darwin almost had him

 

[BrianG]

Sweet, I have a compressor...

 

[Mr_Roboto]

Wouldn't that be a suck job?

 

[Flyn]

Guy blew air into his dick until it exploded. Definitely a "blow" job.

Darwin may actually have won in this case since the guy most likely destroyed his chances of having kids.

If his dick was small before, how big is it now?

Will people feel sorry for him and crowd fund him into getting an 8" transplant?

Would it be worth the pain to get an 8" transplant?

 

[Lead Pipe]

Jesus, he was married. Why would be need a bigger dick? Not like he was getting laid anyways.

 

[Spivitz]

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[guspech750]

Throw him off a cliff with razor sharp rocks now please. Before he hurts someone else with his stupidity.