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Old 09-26-2018, 12:50 PM   #14101
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:57 PM   #14102
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Rant of the day: Old people that love to meddle. THE WORST

So there's a 40mph street adjacent to my subdivision, street name is Randolph. Decent visibility, minimal speeding, reasonable traffic, it's all good. It's a main artery between Winfield and rt 30, but isn't overly busy because i65 connects winfield to merrillville also. Well on that street (about 2 miles north of me) there's an entrance to a ~30 house subdivision that's been around for 35+ years. being an older subdivision, naturally there are a lot of older people.

These MF's complained until the town put a stop sign on Randolph. I drive this road 12+ times a week for the last 6 years and have literally never seen a car pull out of that subdivision. A couple geezers with too much time, that are too scared to pull out in to low volume traffic, bitched enough to get a totally useless stop sign put up. I blow it every time...pisses me off bad.

IT GETS BETTER

The next street over is 93rd. This street is so slow it's almost dead, you can pull out of any driveway at any time and it's almost a certainty that nobody will be in your way. My wife's parents live in a ~15 house subdivision off of 93rd. The police chief that should have retired 10 years ago and his retired wife live right on 93rd, outside the subdivision. The other night the chief's wife calls my mother in law to brag about...you guessed it....GETTING A STOP SIGN PUT UP ON 93rd, IN FRONT OF THEIR 15 HOUSE SUBDIVISION. The average age in this subdivision is well over 60, i guarantee it, and i've never seen anyone pull in/out except her parents in the 8 years we've been together. That's no exaggeration. The chief's wife says to my MIL "You didn't think I was going to let them put one up at the other subdivision and overlook us, did you?"

So they've fucked up traffic on 2 different roads because they're unable to do anything at a reasonable pace, and apparently view modern society as too rushed and dangerous.
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:59 PM   #14104
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:16 PM   #14105
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I was in highland the other day looking for a small shop that's in a business complex, So I was driving around for a few, stopping to check maps. Within minutes I had a car following me fucking everywhere! I let him pull up and ask what the FUCK his problem was. He was mad I was on 'his' property... Thinking it may have been my guys landlord I cut it back a bit and asked. He knew right where I needed to go and showed me... I asked my guy and he said he don't own shit he's just another fuck head tenant
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but at least he got you where you needed to go....
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:33 PM   #14107
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200+ emails a day here... plus god knows how many phone calls.
I get to train another newbie ( whenever they get hired ), this should make #10 or 11.

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Old 09-26-2018, 01:53 PM   #14109
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got the cayenne listed if anyone has a desire to own one.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/c...708165491.html

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headlights slightly foggy, WOULD NOT OWN

But seriously, when the fuck did you get a Cayenne?
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I kinda like it
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Old 09-26-2018, 02:07 PM   #14113
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headlights slightly foggy, WOULD NOT OWN

But seriously, when the fuck did you get a Cayenne?
it's a weird angle i think i'll delete that pic though...

it's minty


i didn't get a cayenne, i just get to sell one.

after i replaced headlights... which mind you, these are probably the coolest headlights to take out ever in the history of cars ever... come at me.




it's really mindfucking how reasonable parts are also... blower motor was $97 and 15 minutes to replace.

tires- nice coopers with correct speed rating were like 5-600 installed.

id be buying it but it's a thirsty beast.
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I was just giving you shit about the headlights, they don't look bad...especially considering some of the others of that vintage I've seen

And leave it to those fucking Germans...that's cool AF
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Old 09-26-2018, 02:23 PM   #14115
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it's a weird angle i think i'll delete that pic though...

it's minty


i didn't get a cayenne, i just get to sell one.

after i replaced headlights... which mind you, these are probably the coolest headlights to take out ever in the history of cars ever... come at me.




it's really mindfucking how reasonable parts are also... blower motor was $97 and 15 minutes to replace.

tires- nice coopers with correct speed rating were like 5-600 installed.

id be buying it but it's a thirsty beast.

That is quite nice....but was that a fucking prop rod for the rear cargo/spare cover? Gotta be kidding me....
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why, that's fucking awesome!
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Old 09-26-2018, 02:54 PM   #14117
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So I'm thinking some one here at work has a Prince Albert. On the toilet seat edge where your dick would rub is all scratched up
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it's really mindfucking how reasonable parts are also... blower motor was $97 and 15 minutes to replace.
They have been using that in their vehicles for a while. A bar with a hump in it rotates to latch it in or release it. You don't even have to unplug anything. Some thought went into it for sure.


Not all parts are expensive. Especially a lot of the common maintenance and wear parts. But some stuff can sure be pricey.




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That is quite nice....but was that a fucking prop rod for the rear cargo/spare cover? Gotta be kidding me....
Why? Because it makes sense? Hold the cover up out of the way? What a concept! lol










































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I wasted 4 hours training a guy that didn't come back after his lunch break. lmao

Tired of wasting time with people who actually don't want a job.
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Old 09-26-2018, 03:01 PM   #14122
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The cat from triple a doesn't need a prop rod, hell use his shoulder like the rest of us peasants to hold up the cover... We all know the porche driver isn't getting out to change a flat
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For a guy that likes to show off his white privilege, you sure don't seem to get the nicer things in life.
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Slow down and appreciate the finer things in this world.
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Life is too short to be holding up a cover by yourself.
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