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Chester Copperpot · 07-03-2018, 10:14 AM

And I believe his response will be "just use fire".

But that just looks like some kind of generic orb weaver spider, nothing serious.

https://spiderid.com/spider/theridii.../tepidariorum

"Egg sacs are made of brown, papery-looking silk and shaped like a teardrop, about 6-9mm in diameter with anywhere from 100-500 eggs inside. Females can produce as many as 17 egg sacs in their lifetime (average is more like ~10)."

lol. you ded

RICH17 · 07-03-2018, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CTC DEEZUL

So fucking done with projects.

Try to make a nice corner shelf unit. Spend 2-3 hours at Menards trying to figure it out. Get home, slice up an expensive ass piece of wood to find out I have 1 stud to fasten it to. Literally almost 5 hours today working on this shit and got fucking no where.

I've learn to draw it out. it looks like shit but it works to make sure I have a good material list

ragingclue · 07-03-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chester Copperpot

And I believe his response will be "just use fire".

But that just looks like some kind of generic orb weaver spider, nothing serious.

https://spiderid.com/spider/theridii.../tepidariorum

"Egg sacs are made of brown, papery-looking silk and shaped like a teardrop, about 6-9mm in diameter with anywhere from 100-500 eggs inside. Females can produce as many as 17 egg sacs in their lifetime (average is more like ~10)."

lol. you ded

Meh they've been making all these messy webs near the ground and always make me paranoid there are brown recluses all over the place, because from what I've read, that's what brown recluses do. I don't love spiders and get girly when they do stuff like crawl on me or jump on me, but I hate insects so they're nice to have around. I thought orbweavers had neater webs than these guys do though? We had plenty of black widows in SD, I even found one living between my headboard and the wall when I moved out of one of my barracks rooms.... Those fuckers were in every crevasse and gap in the barracks, it was nuts. Good times. Brown recluses are way scarier to me than black widows, I don't want any of that flesh eating shit, thanks. Plus I bet I'd fail to correctly ID one once I do run across it, it's a lot more difficult than a widow.

IceCreamAssassin · 07-03-2018, 10:52 AM

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Snws

Chester Copperpot · 07-03-2018, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Meh they've been making all these messy webs near the ground and always make me paranoid there are brown recluses all over the place, because from what I've read, that's what brown recluses do. I don't love spiders and get girly when they do stuff like crawl on me or jump on me, but I hate insects so they're nice to have around. I thought orbweavers had neater webs than these guys do though? We had plenty of black widows in SD, I even found one living between my headboard and the wall when I moved out of one of my barracks rooms.... Those fuckers were in every crevasse and gap in the barracks, it was nuts. Good times. Brown recluses are way scarier to me than black widows, I don't want any of that flesh eating shit, thanks. Plus I bet I'd fail to correctly ID one once I do run across it, it's a lot more difficult than a widow.

The link I posted says it's, literally, "common house spider".

I just said orb weaver at first because usually bulbous fat asses are an orb weaver. Brown Recluse also aren't bulbous like that, they're slim and stocky.

boostedguy05 · 07-03-2018, 10:56 AM

Buddy of mine got bit by a BR. he has a very tiny dimple on his thigh where he was bit. if he didn't point it out, you wouldn't see it. took him a few days to realize what it was and go to DR as well. must have been a tiny one that got him.

Chester Copperpot · 07-03-2018, 11:00 AM

Used to have one of these bad boys at the corner of my childhood house. I'd fuck with it all the time.

ragingclue · 07-03-2018, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Chester Copperpot

Brown Recluse also aren't bulbous like that, they're slim and stocky.

Yeah I know. There's another common spider around here that I always have to double check because it's kind of similarly shaped and colored to the recluse, maybe it's the wolf spider? Can't remember. But yeah I definitely don't confuse these, the orbweavers or any of the darings for recluses. I guess in all my time outside and messing with spiders and stuff, I've never seen a sac hatch and all those little shits running around like that, it's fascinating IMO.

RICH17 · 07-03-2018, 12:31 PM

Looking to have a new position here at work soon. Last week we had a sales guy leave. And me needing a change I asked to take over his account. So my GM has me do a "cognitive assessment test" or something like that. Basically an IQ test. Which I end up scoring greatly on. So well that the GM and the regional manager approach me on possibly working the carol stream store as the asst parts manager. Havent heard anything since, but we'll see what happens. No money has been discussed but I did say it's going to take a lot to cover that drive.

**Mook** · 07-03-2018, 12:31 PM

VP of Piss

BADAZZTEALCOBRA · 07-03-2018, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by RICH17

So well that the GM and the regional manager approach me on possibly working the carol stream store as the asst parts manager. Havent heard anything since, but we'll see what happens. No money has been discussed but I did say it's going to take a lot to cover that drive.

It would take a small fortune for me to make that drive daily...

Gav'sPurpleZ · 07-03-2018, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Chester Copperpot

Used to have one of these bad boys at the corner of my childhood house. I'd fuck with it all the time.

fucking hail NO

RICH17 · 07-03-2018, 12:54 PM

Yea the bump better be huge, and I've already said that.

boostedguy05 · 07-03-2018, 12:57 PM

BADAZZTEALCOBRA · 07-03-2018, 03:03 PM

Dead in here today.... Shouldve taken the week off.

boostedguy05 · 07-03-2018, 03:08 PM

this time tomorrow, i better be north of the border.

Blood on Blood · 07-03-2018, 03:15 PM

Lost a $200 pair of Oakley’s

Fucking Fuck!

BADAZZTEALCOBRA · 07-03-2018, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Blood on Blood

Lost a $200 pair of Oakley’s

Fucking Fuck!

Im 43 years old and still dont trust myself with an expensive pair of sunglasses.

MuffHugger · 07-03-2018, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by boostedguy05

this time tomorrow, i better be north of the border.

Canadian grass

boostedguy05 · 07-03-2018, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MuffHugger

Canadian grass

not that far nort

Gav'sPurpleZ · 07-03-2018, 03:18 PM

This time tomorrow, I will be at home.
only possible plans is food @ my parents house but Rain is possible, so the grilling would be out.

I'm going to use the day to complete chores

Chester Copperpot · 07-03-2018, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Blood on Blood

Lost a $200 pair of Oakley’s

Fucking Fuck!

Lost my #raptorbro gas cans a while back. I stick to the $10 Big R/F&F/Tractor Supply polarized specials now.

MuffHugger · 07-03-2018, 03:23 PM

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not that far nort

I thought it was weird celebrating the fourth in a different country, but to each their own.

boostedguy05 · 07-03-2018, 03:30 PM

just a different state.

Spivitz · 07-03-2018, 03:35 PM

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07-03-2018, 10:14 AM	#6301
Chester Copperpot TCGs Far Right Leader Join Date: May 2010 Location: Shithole, IL Posts: 28,463 Casino cash: $10446400 8.86 per day	And I believe his response will be "just use fire". But that just looks like some kind of generic orb weaver spider, nothing serious. https://spiderid.com/spider/theridii.../tepidariorum "Egg sacs are made of brown, papery-looking silk and shaped like a teardrop, about 6-9mm in diameter with anywhere from 100-500 eggs inside. Females can produce as many as 17 egg sacs in their lifetime (average is more like ~10)." lol. you ded

07-03-2018, 12:54 PM	#6313
RICH17 Dr. Pussy Slayer, MD Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The 007 Posts: 25,512 Casino cash: $110228144 6.80 per day	Yea the bump better be huge, and I've already said that.

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boostedguy05 . . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 18,818 Casino cash: $7080000 6.30 per day	this time tomorrow, i better be north of the border.

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07-03-2018, 03:30 PM	#6324
boostedguy05 . . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 18,818 Casino cash: $7080000 6.30 per day	just a different state.

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