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Old 06-18-2018, 12:14 PM   #5401
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So the wife is pregnant, and she just had her blood work ran at 17 weeks. Last night she gets an email with the results saying that she had an elevated MFASP levels and needs to go in for further testing. I look it up and she's just outside of the "normal" range at 2.51 MoM. High MFASP is correlated to spina bifida, not something to mess around with.

I do some research and statistically the kid is still very likely to be fine at 2.5 MoM. Additionally, by and large, the largest reason for a high MFASP reading is in accurate dating of the pregnancy when they do the test.

She calls and talks to the doc, schedules an ultrasound, and they do some research and find out that they did date in accurately. These dumb fucks. Her actual reading is 2.3 and it's apparently highly variable, so not something to really worry about.

One thing I learned: there are an incredible amount of statistical studies on every metric/test/result related to pregnancy. I've never seen anything like it outside of a statistics class. I love it. I was able to find a bell shaped curve on 17 week MFASP levels and spina bifida and the top of the bell was at something like 6.5 MoM, so i'm not very concerned about a reading of 2.3 which falls inside the "normal" range.
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Old 06-18-2018, 12:59 PM   #5405
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You had one job, plug the right fucking dates in based on the abundant documentation you have on file, so you don't scare people in to thinking their kid has spina bifida.

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The wife is going in for an ultrasound this week just to be safe, but i don't think there are any problems
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that was one thing i hated about the pregnancies. Even if the Dr KNEW it was bad data, oh you have to go the the ER and have them check it out / run tests because we have to be safe. seriously, why not just redo the test here. Heartbeat tests where you need to sit still and have a monitor on you for 10 minutes, (well with the twins it was two, one for each), and if one kid moved you "lost" both beats for a split second. nurse was in the room holding the monitor and felt the move. Dr comes in and goes, oh, the heart beat stopped, cord could be wrapped around the kid, go to ER and do the same test but they run it for 2 hours.
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:17 PM   #5407
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So the wife is pregnant, and she just had her blood work ran at 17 weeks. Last night she gets an email with the results saying that she had an elevated MFASP levels and needs to go in for further testing. I look it up and she's just outside of the "normal" range at 2.51 MoM. High MFASP is correlated to spina bifida, not something to mess around with.

I do some research and statistically the kid is still very likely to be fine at 2.5 MoM. Additionally, by and large, the largest reason for a high MFASP reading is in accurate dating of the pregnancy when they do the test.

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One thing I learned: there are an incredible amount of statistical studies on every metric/test/result related to pregnancy. I've never seen anything like it outside of a statistics class. I love it. I was able to find a bell shaped curve on 17 week MFASP levels and spina bifida and the top of the bell was at something like 6.5 MoM, so i'm not very concerned about a reading of 2.3 which falls inside the "normal" range.
Congrats.

We had a false positive for Turner's syndrome and I about lost my mind hearing all the statistics in our consultation. She was born healthy and fine thank God but god damn dude, it gets to be a lot to handle when they rattle off numbers like that.
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Old 06-18-2018, 01:22 PM   #5408
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Congrats.

We had a false positive for Turner's syndrome and I about lost my mind hearing all the statistics in our consultation. She was born healthy and fine thank God but god damn dude, it gets to be a lot to handle when they rattle off numbers like that.
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This was a pretty mild "scare" in comparison to that, you had to have been freaking out. I'm super glad she was born healthy
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Old 06-18-2018, 05:24 PM   #5418
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