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Old 06-15-2018, 12:36 PM   #5301
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And as all McHenry county weather, it rained for about literally 15 seconds as it fizzled out the closer it got.
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We had a good dousing down by us.
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looks nice and sunny in Schaumburg, not a drop all day.
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Had to grab something quick for lunch and saw an Arby’s.

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Fucking rancid waterfall of sewage flowing out of my ass.

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Had to grab something quick for lunch and saw an Arby’s.

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When we were driving out to Maine a couple weeks ago, at one of the rest stops, I was starving. So there was an Arby's, I got two beef cheddars and as soon as I ate the first one, I didn't feel quite right. But I was still hungry, so I ate the second one. The next 700 miles was a LONG drive...
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Went out on a Tinder date last night. She was actually very cool and fun. And owns two successful businesses. Couldn't do the smash and dash. Could I have found the sugar momma I have been looking for all my life?




She is successful and probably very smart. I probably have no chance.
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When we were driving out to Maine a couple weeks ago, at one of the rest stops, I was starving, there was an Arby's, so I got two beef cheddars, as soon as I ate the first one, I didn't feel quite right. But I was still hungry, so I ate the second one. The next 700 miles was a LONG drive...
bubble guts on a road trip are the worst!
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Went out on a Tinder date last night. She was actually very cool and fun. And owns two successful businesses. Couldn't do the smash and dash. Could I have found the sugar momma I have been looking for all my life?




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Went out on a Tinder date last night. She was actually very cool and fun. And owns two successful businesses. Couldn't do the smash and dash. Could I have found the sugar momma I have been looking for all my life?




She is successful and probably very smart. I probably have no chance.
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bubble guts on a road trip are the worst!
Yea. it didn't help matters any.

It also didn't help that just into Penisylvania on 90, the pipe right after the Catalytic Converter blew off on the U-Haul we had. Which wouldn't be so bad, but we were heading into the Adirondacks. So a fully loaded 20ft truck with the Impala on the trailer behind me, had me flooring it just to maintain speed up the grades...

It was a LONG drive there.
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Went out on a Tinder date last night. She was actually very cool and fun. And owns two successful businesses. Couldn't do the smash and dash. Could I have found the sugar momma I have been looking for all my life?




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Old 06-15-2018, 04:36 PM   #5314
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Her being intelligent and sounds like, "ambitious," eliminates 75% - 90% of this board I think (myself included), as potential "mates".
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At one point we were joking around and I said I would find her house by using the distance on Tinder to triangulate her location. She didn't think it worked that way. I showed her that the distance showed less than a mile away. She pulled her phone out because she said her phone never showed a distance of fewer than 7 miles. Which it did when she showed it to me. But in doing so I saw all the dudes she had to swipe past to get to my messages. She matches a lot. I got my work cut out for me! lmfao!


But when we left last night she asked if she could see me again tonight. I, of course, said I would love to get together again. So I had to re-schedule tonight's Tinder date for another day. I have no idea how people can juggle several people they are dating. Too much energy needed for that. lol

Oh, and she was very interested in seeing my new shower.
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Her being intelligent and sounds like, "ambitious," eliminates 75% - 90% of this board I think (myself included), as potential "mates".
Exactly. But I'm probably in that group too! haha

And I'm not that good looking. My charm and sense of humor can only take me so far.
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I know this feeling.
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This car moved out. Race gas smelled good too



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Exactly. But I'm probably in that group too! haha

And I'm not that good looking. My charm and sense of humor can only take me so far.
that's okay, your Porsche can take you the rest of the way.
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that's okay, your Porsche can take you the rest of the way.


The 911 might bring me up from a 4 to a 5.

Maybe.

Guys that are a 7 or an 8 and drive a Cavalier would be brought down to a 6 or 7. I'm still in trouble. haha
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At one point we were joking around and I said I would find her house by using the distance on Tinder to triangulate her location. She didn't think it worked that way. I showed her that the distance showed less than a mile away. She pulled her phone out because she said her phone never showed a distance of fewer than 7 miles. Which it did when she showed it to me. But in doing so I saw all the dudes she had to swipe past to get to my messages. She matches a lot. I got my work cut out for me! lmfao!


But when we left last night she asked if she could see me again tonight. I, of course, said I would love to get together again. So I had to re-schedule tonight's Tinder date for another day. I have no idea how people can juggle several people they are dating. Too much energy needed for that. lol

Oh, and she was very interested in seeing my new shower.


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Isn't that always the mission.....
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