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Old 12-13-2017, 02:17 PM   #201
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I get the discussion part.

Susie and I had the "discussion" a few years back after the movie "Hall Pass".

At that point she was willing to allow it, but it would be at her whim, beck and call, and time. To which I poo-poo'd it because I would need to get chicks lined up.
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:19 PM   #203
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I wonder how many facebook friend requests the wife is going to get today from this thread.
Here, let me help you with that problem. Dumbass.

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Polygamy (from Late Greek πολυγαμία, polygamŪa, "state of marriage to many spouses") is the practice of marrying multiple spouses. When a man is married to more than one wife at a time, sociologists call this polygyny. When a woman is married to more than one husband at a time, it is called polyandry.
Multiple guys sharing 1 woman =

- less sex, more self-mastebation for each guy
- guys tasting each otherís DNA when going down on her
- guys dicks touching each otherís DNA when sticking his dick in her

Thatís just a losing proposition for the guys, while for her, a greater pool of money to spend.

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Old 12-13-2017, 02:20 PM   #205
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So you do not argue the fact that you've got a hot wife and this could fuck that up for you badly?

What the fuck do the two of you really want out of this? Some strange? Are you really no longer having fun with each other anymore? Maybe you need to focus on figuring out what you can do to fix that issue.
It appears, good sir, you have not read this thread quite thoroughly enough. We have plenty of fun together, we are just greedy MFers and want more. lol Honestly, the chance this would ever happen is quite slim. It was just an interesting discussion and was curious if any of ya'll had first hand experience with a similar arrangement. I also knew it would get some action on here and make my morning more interesting.
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I just "friended" her and I'm not even on fecesbook.
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I get the discussion part.

Susie and I had the "discussion" a few years back after the movie "Hall Pass".
The "Australian" girl from that movie.....
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I get the discussion part.

Susie and I had the "discussion" a few years back after the movie "Hall Pass".

At that point she was willing to allow it, but it would be at her whim, beck and call, and time. To which I poo-poo'd it because I would need to get chicks lined up.
Exactly, we basically came to the realization that we would create so many rules that it would most likely never happen.
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What the fuck do the two of you really want out of this anyway? Some strange? Are you really no longer having fun with each other anymore? Maybe you need to focus on figuring out what you can do to fix that issue.
True, I dont think I've ever met @ktraver97ss. Does he have fat tits or something? Maybe hit the gym to help the old lady regain interest?
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I get the discussion part.

Susie and I had the "discussion" a few years back after the movie "Hall Pass".

At that point she was willing to allow it, but it would be at her whim, beck and call, and time. To which I poo-poo'd it because I would need to get chicks lined up.
Damn near any woman can go get some at the drop of a hat with minimal effort. Dudes though, not so much unless you're a 100% playboy.... which none of us are.
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I think I could handle an open relationship.

I'll first say im obviously fucking gone ALOT 6 deploymemts since we got married in 2005.

Im still with my wife because the 1 time she did sleep with someone was while I was gone in Iraq she told me the day after it happened. I remember he telling me in a sunday and this happened at a friends party she was at. I dont really know if she was into it since it was with an ex of hers or if he took advantage of it.

Either way she confessed and I appreciate my wife for all the things she does do right vs the 1 time she maybe didnt.

So that opened the discussion of an open marriage. Ive been deployed 5 times since and she has never slept with anyone since and I have never even taken the "free pass" some would say either.

I think the times apart and months on end without eachother is something weve grown to deal with and appreciate the time we are together even more. The sex is fucking incredible we just spent 4 days in Atlantic City with no kids and went to New York 2 of those days too.

Shes said many times I should go smash some random tail and get some strange because I swear to god I havnt fucked a different woman since before I graduated HS in 2004 so sure I do tell her I wonder what a different woman would be like. I mean Ive been witb her since going into my senior year. Have I missed anything?

I worry about the time and effort put in to try take some stange home and if itll be any good and worth the time lol.

Will it taste sooo fucking good on my face?
Will she let me pull her hair and pound her ass?
Can she give a mean BJ?
Can I make her gush at my own will like my wife?

I mean the effort just hasnt seem worth it.

Then again I do have my own place out here in Wash DC as the same i did the last 2 years i was out here in 2013 to 2015. The oppertunity has been there. Ive just never even desired to go chase some ass.
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:24 PM   #213
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Here, let me help you with that problem. Dumbass.
Dude, wtf, don't do this shit..

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And pics of my kids in this thread...com'on bro
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@Eagle with the nut shot full of reality!
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Damn near any woman can go get some at the drop of a hat with minimal effort. Dudes though, not so much unless you're a 100% playboy.... which none of us are.
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I mean.

She is pretty fuckin hot.
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And pics of my kids in this thread...com'on bro
Its on a public fb page. I can pull it for you.
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Shes pretty fucking hot. Thread just got 10 million times better.
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Wow, first time I've seen Eagle blatantly dick someone.
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Damn near any woman can go get some at the drop of a hat with minimal effort. Dudes though, not so much unless you're a 100% playboy.... which none of us are.
I've always argued this with the womenz. They don't seem to get it.
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Old 12-13-2017, 02:28 PM   #223
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Its on a public fb page. I can pull it for you.
well it doesnt need to be linked to this discussion, christ. lol
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Have I missed anything? .
More drama, STDs, more kids, more child liability
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