You know those calls. I specifically love the ones about lowering my interest rate. I've got a loose script down for these.
I answer a whole bunch of questions, then double back on some as a mistake, and in generally be as anally detailed as possible with my questions. I drag it on for as long as possible, then decided that the rep can't answer certain questions, so I ask for a supervisor. Sometimes I'm transferred, this time I was told I was wasting my time. I faked some anger and then asked to be removed from the call list.
This went on for a good 18 minutes I'd say. There were silences where the rep would just huff and rant in indian. I could hear conversations in an indian language in the background.
Today I kept the rep on the phone for almost 25 minutes. Its not as funny as the Tom Mabe's skit where he pretends to be a detective investigating an active murder case.
But my goal here isn't necessarily humor for other people. its to waste as MUCH of the reps time as possible. Reps are generally graded on how long it takes to close an offer, or how many offers they can get.
So by keeping the guy on the phone for way longer than needed I get to hurt their bottom line in a very small way. It would be nice if you could report these to your carrier, who could then collate them into a list, then give that to the government to black list the company.
The longest time I've ever been able to keep a rep on the phone and get him raging was almost 40 minutes.
If they call again I'll probably answer with some official government office title just to screw around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a-CZMrVAg
I answer a whole bunch of questions, then double back on some as a mistake, and in generally be as anally detailed as possible with my questions. I drag it on for as long as possible, then decided that the rep can't answer certain questions, so I ask for a supervisor. Sometimes I'm transferred, this time I was told I was wasting my time. I faked some anger and then asked to be removed from the call list.
This went on for a good 18 minutes I'd say. There were silences where the rep would just huff and rant in indian. I could hear conversations in an indian language in the background.
Today I kept the rep on the phone for almost 25 minutes. Its not as funny as the Tom Mabe's skit where he pretends to be a detective investigating an active murder case.
But my goal here isn't necessarily humor for other people. its to waste as MUCH of the reps time as possible. Reps are generally graded on how long it takes to close an offer, or how many offers they can get.
So by keeping the guy on the phone for way longer than needed I get to hurt their bottom line in a very small way. It would be nice if you could report these to your carrier, who could then collate them into a list, then give that to the government to black list the company.
The longest time I've ever been able to keep a rep on the phone and get him raging was almost 40 minutes.
If they call again I'll probably answer with some official government office title just to screw around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a-CZMrVAg