Gonna be a lot of banging going on at the Rio Olympics this summer

[Mook]

Olympic organisers are distributing 450,000 condoms to athletes and staff, the Associated Press reports. And in the interest of variety, 100,000 of those will be female condoms and 175,000 lubricant packs will also distributed.

The amount is three times more than for the London Games four years ago, according to the International Olympic Committee. And with approximately 10,500 athletes and staff, that’s an Olympic record of roughly 42 condoms per person.

Presuming the athletes are paired with each other and use only one condom per encounter, that’s enough contraception for 84 encounters. That’s a lot of sex.

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[1quick]

Tcg road trip

 

[Euro]

Trying to prevent the spread of the Zika shit. No thanks

 

[Angus]

Take all those condoms and drop them off in the hoods. Olympians are the ones we should want to breed offspring.

 

[MuffHugger]

Take all those condoms and drop them off in the hoods. Olympians are the ones we should want to breed offspring.

 

[Intel]

Take all those condoms and drop them off in the hoods. Olympians are the ones we should want to breed offspring.

but they dont fit and are against their religion.

 

[VenomousDSG]

So that's how it is down there!

 

[Stink Star]

Think about it, take a bunch of the most athletic people in the world all in the prime banging time of their lives and make them live together for 3 weeks. They are gonna bang

 

[Blood on Blood]

Awesome

 

[dberz94]

I heard they couldn't afford A/C or TVs to be put in before the athletes dorms were completed so lets see how that goes.

 

[Z28Camaro]

Think about it, take a bunch of the most athletic people in the world all in the prime banging time of their lives and make them live together for 3 weeks. They are gonna bang

 

[Dasfinc]

I heard they couldn't afford A/C or TVs to be put in before the athletes dorms were completed so lets see how that goes.

I think they already know how its gonna go, which is why they are handing out so many condoms

 

[ktraver97ss]

I dont think they are worried about the athlete's banging each other as much as the local talent. I mean have you seen brazilian women? A regular white dude gets a lot of attention from the ladies down there, add on that they are a bunch of olympians they will have their pick where ever they go.

 

[ktraver97ss]

No need to rape, they have an upper status in a south american country, they can slay at will. lol

 

[ktraver97ss]

The fuck? There was a post above my last one a minute ago.

 

[daturbosix]

I dont think they are worried about the athlete's banging each other as much as the local talent. I mean have you seen brazilian women? A regular white dude gets a lot of attention from the ladies down there, add on that they are a bunch of olympians they will have their pick where ever they go.

regular white dude you say...hmmmm

 

[ktraver97ss]

Affirmative

 

[daturbosix]

Affirmative

lets go.

we document the entire trip, we'll call it "TCG in Brazil", kinda like the famous porn site "mike in brazil"

 

[ktraver97ss]

Oh how glorious that would be..

 

[syP]

regular white dude you say...hmmmm

when are we going?

 

[daturbosix]

Oh how glorious that would be..

when are we going?

https://www.orbitz.com/Hotel-Search...506-ae1c-9fb2c4d75c3f&ttla=GIG&packageType=fh

quite affordable. ive seen more expensive mexico or bahamas trips.

 

[syP]

"yes honey?? Going on a trip with the car club.. out of country.... no you cannot come"

 

[daturbosix]

"in honor of paul walker were going to see where they filmed F&F 5"

 

[syP]

ah good one

 

[Primalzer]

It's going to be harder to explain the gonoherpasyphilaids when you get back