This guy tried living like Dan Bilzerian for a week - LULZ inside

[cacicgtp7]

Thought this article was hilarious. If you don't know who Dan Bilzerian is then google and read up, or just look at his instagram but someone has posted a couple of threads on him before on here.


If you do know who he is you might find this article very entertaining.



I Tried Living Like Dan Bilzerian and Realised What His Problem Is | VICE | United Kingdom

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[Bruce Jibboo]

real life Dan is short and has Legs that aren't of proportion.

 

[Jfrost]

Great article

 

[VenomousDSG]

Yes please............

 

[Bub]

Protein powder is a scam, and having it in your pantry is embarrassing, but I did it for Dan

 

[blck10th]

She's unsafe.

 

[cacicgtp7]

On Wednesday I took a private jet to nowhere. This is because Dan has a private jet

The answer is that Dan buys things with money, but I can buy things with hyperlinks. I proved this theory by calling up Melbourne's best strip club, Bar 20, and asking if I could get several free lap dances in exchange for a mention. They said yes.

 

[LikeABauce302]

 

[Outlaw]

That's actually pretty good

 

[skeezer]

Dan Bilzerian is like 5'5, WITH combat boots on. We were at the same club a couples years ago in Vegas. [MENTION=410]Bruce Jibboo[/MENTION] can confirm.

 

[Flyn]

I cringed when I imagined what the other players at his poker table were thinking. Just lose and leave already.

IMO, Bilzerian compensates for his height by going way overboard on everything. The writer of this article was feeble in his voyage into that kind of psychological issue. He should have done a lot of cocaine and meth to build up to Bilzerian levels of intensity.

 

[Marko]

There's some cool pics of the real Dan Bilzerian on Instagram

 

[DEEZUZ]

Mark you base your life off him, correct? Just more long John silvers and whacking off

 

[Marko]

Mark you base your life off him, correct? Just more long John silvers and whacking off

I wish

 

[Mook]

 

[Marko]

This cracks me up. Says he biked from Vegas>LA in under 33 hours but drafted behind this minivan most of the way
Actually I thought it was LA>Vegas

 

[Jay4]

"and relized what his problem is"

gee,maybe having 3 heart attacks and drug abuse?

 

[skeezer]

Guess they couldn't find a more miserable dork to do an article like this.

Doesn't know how to play poker. Doesn't workout. Sucks alot of dick.

 

[VenomousDSG]

Yes please............

Still infatuated on whoever this girl is... She is an 11 on a 1-10 scale.

 

[b00sted]

Guess they couldn't find a more miserable dork to do an article like this.

Doesn't know how to play poker. Doesn't workout. Sucks alot of dick.

Typical bullshit Vice article. I like how he had to work a paragraph in about how dangerous guns are...It wouldn't be Vice without that.