geese don't give a fawk

[Bruce Jibboo]

these fuckers are squawking at each other on the top of roofs in my subdiv

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[Mook]

I hate them.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

We've had two cranes honking at each other the past two weeks in my yard and the conservation. Fucking assholes.

 

[m_dogg]

I just want to run them over anytime little bastards hold up the traffic...

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

Amen but just know DNR will take your vehicle

 

[Yaj Yak]

Amen but just know DNR will take your vehicle and your house and your job and your girl and your dog and your guns and your underwear all without a warrant DNR don't fuck around

fixed.

 

[syP]

[MENTION=16]PANDA[/MENTION] loves geese

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

 

[Spivitz]

Invest in a Swan, he'll take care of those fuckers

 

[willizm]

Dear Geese,

Could you kindly shit like normal birds? Human size turds coming out of a glorified duck is weird and unearthly.

Thanks
-Your Human Superiors

 

[VenomousDSG]

I for one welcome our new geese overlords.

 

[jason05gt]

Outside of my office earlier this week.

 

[Mook]

Swans are HUGE cunts.

 

[BrianG]

I can't wait for [MENTION=16]PANDA[/MENTION] to get in here.

 

[Mook]

Panda snapchats of him bumrushing the geese on his lawn is always good for a laugh.

 

[Bruce Jibboo]

I used to chase huge flocks with the quad

 

[ThirdgenTa]

Dear Geese,

Could you kindly shit like normal birds? Human size turds coming out of a glorified duck is weird and unearthly.

Thanks
-Your Human Superiors

I heard they shit like every 3 minutes

 

[RICH17]

Would be hilarious if that was [MENTION=16]PANDA[/MENTION]'s hoe

 

[Mr. SBF]

I don't mind geese I have a pound in the back yard they are welcome anytime. My neighbor's kids have peacocks they are annoying as hell... Haven't heard them yet this year and they are moving to Florida soon.

https://youtu.be/VR7xlUOLmdU

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Would be hilarious if that was [MENTION=16]PANDA[/MENTION]'s hoe

First thing I thought of when I saw the Tahoe.

 

[radioguy6]

its fun chasing them away in a golf cart, always laying in the fairway shitting everywhere.

 

[OffshoreDrilling]

they land on the roof here at work and nest. we have a couple always standing at the edge of the roof overlooking the dock on the back of the building. they honk at everyone like guard dogs

 

[Euro]

Fuck geese

 

[MuffHugger]

I remember breaking a goose's neck when I was golfing in high school. Fun times.


Also I was disappointed the thread title wasn't "geese don't give a flock."

 

[Mook]

It got weird in here.