Go home Starbucks, you're drunk

[Mook]

What could possibly go wrong!?

Starbucks baristas free to talk about race with customers - Fortune

Beginning on Monday, Starbucks baristas will have the option as they serve customers to hand cups on which they’ve handwritten the words “Race Together” and start a discussion about race.

Gonna be so many pissed of soccer moms.

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[ChrisRac]

Baristas have the option... but I wonder how many of them will actually do it.

 

[Mook]

Zero

 

[Angus]

This is dumb.

 

[IZZy]

Aint nobody got time fo dat

 

[radioguy6]

Is it racist when I ask for a black coffee?

 

[daturbosix]

who gonna dress up like hitler and go buy a coffee?

 

[Lord Tin Foilhat]

Retarded

 

[DEEZUZ]

Ummm

 

[ThirdgenTa]

I worked there for 9 years. It was an awesome place to work and my co workers were pretty cool. Unfortunately most of the people that work there now are hipster ****** fucks.

 

[Ti28]

Oh great.... Here we go.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Another shitty marketing stunt that is unfortunately working.

I would like to see Starbucks market an everyday use for its coffee products (i.e., a colon cleaner). For some people, one cup of Starbucks coffee and months worth of sewage begins to flow out of the body within 30 minutes after consumption.

Forget about the Race / Gay advertising. Hit the bullseye with, "We'll clean the shit out of you".

 

[BrianG]

I have a feeling the next WorldStar restaurant brawl will be filmed in a Starbucks.

 

[sickmint79]

how is this even brought up in a non-awkward way?

 

[b00sted]

how is this even brought up in a non-awkward way?

"The whipped cream on top is symbolic of the white man's oppressive ways. Have you checked your privilege today by tipping us?"

 

[vroom]

I like my slaves how I like my coffee. . .











































Free.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I like my slaves how I like my coffee. . .

Jewish?

 

[E]

Race?

My car got stolen so I can't Race.

 

[WOLVERINE]

Shut up and make my dam coffee!