Reflections on Life

[Flyn]

1. Brushing and vacuuming a pool in 93* weather with 54% humidity is a good way to sweat off a pound or two.

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[Flyn]

2. Mike Brown did not listen to Chris Rock.

 

[deviantlx]

I remember being 12 and doing the same thing in Florida. We used to check the pool first for snakes.


I use to smack water moccasins with a stick until they would snap back. Hahaha. Young and fearless.


Now I don't think I could even get within shooting range of a cottonmouth. I'd prolly shit.

 

[IZZy]

1. Never trust a fart

 

[blck10th]

Nothing in life is free except abuse and aggravation

 

[Marko]

Life sucks and then you die

 

[Bub]

6. There is an ass for every seat

 

[Freebeer187]

Spread butt cheek to increase likelihood for a silent fart

If no one sees you eat a donut it has zero calories

 

[zenriddles]

Pain is a wonderful teacher.

 

[importcrew]

From the day you're born, you fill the gap for your slow inevitable death.

 

[SinisterSHO]

From the day you're born, you fill the gap for your slow inevitable death.

Living the dash

 

[FrenchLicker]

Never piss into the wind

Never call an angry drunk, drunk.

When in doubt, pull out

 

[Blood on Blood]

If about to have sex on first date, send in the Scout before you send in the Troops.

If the issue at hand will not matter in 3 years then don't sweat it.

The older you get the faster time passes.

Take a moment to smell the roses and spend time with family / friends.

Learn from your elders as they have been down your path before.



Don't go to bed mad at anyone.

 

[Blood on Blood]

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't, won't or will never achieve...

Goals are dreams until you act. At that point they become reality.

The only thing that limits you in life are the self-imposed boundaries that you set.

 

[FrenchLicker]

The older you get the faster time passes.

Don't go to bed mad at anyone.

1. Relativity
2. The word you're looking for is angry.

And

3. If you post on the internet you're always wrong and someone will correct you, always.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

4. never use "And" at the beginning of a sentence.... or before a number on a numbered list

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

3800>everything ever

 

[Sprayin]

1. Brushing and vacuuming a pool in 93* weather with 54% humidity is a good way to sweat off a pound or two.

lol thats about 52% too much.

 

[willizm]

Leaves of three leave it be.....but leaves of four eat some more.

 

[Turbocharged400sbc]

leaves of seven, you'll be in heaven

 

[Spivitz]

Chick's dig scars
Bones heal
Pain is temporary
Glory is forever

 

[Kaeghl]

Scars are like tattoos but with better stories.