Yet another reason that getting "old" sucks

Flyn

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Colonoscopies...

Or, more accurately, the prep for a Colonoscopy. It was time for my first one so I discovered the discomfort of colonoscopy prep which includes not eating anything solid for a day and a half and drinking a gallon of liquid that causes bowel movements during the final day. It's a combination of being really hungry while desperately running for the toilet every half hour. Be careful you don't sleep too deeply...

You guys have this to look forward to. :roflpicard:
 

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It does suck. Only eating jello / drinking water the day before, shitting until you are shitting virtually clear liquid, hungry the morning of....

And then the Fuckers gave you a twilight instead of completely knocking you out and you come to with he camera device stuck up your ass.

Oh man, the horror. The horror....
 

Flyn

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LOL! I see I'm not the only one who has done this. Shared pain is lessened.

Best laugh I had in several days.

I was knocked out completely. Out...snap fingers...back. Felt great afterwards because I knew Wendy's was only half a mile away.

The doc found one small polyp which he removed with the wire noose. Doesn't think it's anything. Sent it to the lab just in case. Hopefully 5 years before I have to do this again. Next time I'm going to try to find some other method besides that gallon of crap inducing, stomach churning hell.
 
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