Google's most frequently asked "What is..." questions of 2013

[Bru]

Fucking old people.

Note: "Fucking old people" is not part of the list.

1. What is Twerking
2. What is Ricin
3. What is DOMA
4. What is Molly
5. What is Gluten
6. What is Sequestration
7. What is Obamacare
8. What is Lupus
9. What is Snapchat
10. What is Bitcoin

Other Google Top 10s of 2013 here:
http://www.google.com/trends/topcharts

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[Mook]

 

[DanJ]

I think i actually googled "What is Molly" after watching drugs inc one day.

 

[Ti28]

I had to google; Bitcoin, Ricin and DOMA. Especially DOMA. To much shit is abbreviated today.

 

[ChrisRac]

I can't believe people had to research what twerking is as much as it's been blasted through the media.

 

[blakbearddelite]

I'll admit that I looked up ricin since I heard about it from Breaking Bad.

 

[Sprayin]

I googled What is Molly because I had two people who thought they were both in the know saying it was something different.

Also, I have no idea what DOMA is.

 

[Burtonrider10022]

DOMA is the new SOPA, right? Who the hell looked up Lupus, and why? Watching too much House?

 

[Pontiac]

I can't believe people had to research what twerking is as much as it's been blasted through the media.

Even my boss who is 55 knows what twerking is lmao

 

[Flyn]

Why is Fucking Old People at the top of the list?

 

[blakbearddelite]

What is Google?

 

[Sprayin]

DOMA is the new SOPA, right? Who the hell looked up Lupus, and why? Watching too much House?

looked it up. DOMA is Defense of Marriage Act. Something about gay marriage being not allowed.

 

[Burtonrider10022]

Oh... Interesting.

 

[ajdereicup]

DOMA is the new SOPA, right? Who the hell looked up Lupus, and why? Watching too much House?

You've never seen all their commercials? "Are you feeling blah blah blah? You might have Lupus!" IIRC it's a very vague description of how you feel with it to.

 

[zenriddles]

Fucking old people.

What is......



25 year old children who think the world started in 1995?


THAT might be a good place to start. ::Rolls eyes::

I so wish that I could have my 20th century back, but that is impossible. You could actually spank unruly children way back then.....

I realize that one generation necessarily hands off to the next, but in general, the millennials are a failure that has already happened. That's why one may not understand "Old people".

The world 'doesn't' rotate around your precious ass. In fact, it doesn't care if your ass lives or dies, and the American youth are making the taking down of America a cakewalk for the rest of the world.

This is NOT what our ancestors worked for.

Now go watch the next episode of Dancing with the Kardashians, or whatever, and think it matters.

 

[ajdereicup]

tl:dr

 

[zenriddles]

Classic short attention span theater.

Life ISN'T Twitter.

 

[BillyBru]

LIFE IS TWITTER YOU OLD DUDE. WE AIN'T READIN NO BOOKS N E MORE.

 

[BillyBru]

RAP MUSIC. DUBSTEP. KARDASHIANS. FACEBOOK. GOOGLE. SWAG. MY LIFE.

 

[zenriddles]

I now understand how this whole Obama thing happened. Thank you. I figured the last election WAS the last election. You just solidified the thought.

I hope you get everything you deserve. In spades. But it will be "My fault" for not being stupid.

 

[BillyBru]

My fault, I thought that's how I was supposed to act. I will get everything I deserve because I work my ass off. Thanks for being old and having your head on straight, unlike most of us young fucks.

 

[ajdereicup]

This thread isn't as funny as it was before anymore

 

[BillyBru]

because zenriddles.

 

[zenriddles]

Billy Bru

I mixed you up with the OP. My bad.

Bru. BillyBru. Easy mistake. Sorry to be a buzzkill. Keep working your ass off, it works.

Adjer - do you know how close we live? I'm on 22nd and Finley, you are up closer to Roosevelt and Finley. We should meet some time. I'm much different in person.

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

If only zen riddles hadn't taken that the internet course at the senior center.....