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Old 11-10-2013, 08:44 AM   #1
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You guys ever have a brilliant or profound thought and think to yourself "I should write this down"? Here's a thread just for that.

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My tennis raquet is older than most of you.

This thought struck me as I'm eating breakfast and surfing the site this morning. The raquet is leaning in a corner and I remembered the day I bought it after I made the tennis team as a sophmore in high school. 36 years ago. Damn, the raquet is old. Damn, I'm old. Damn, they built stuff well back then.
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if you still have a tennis racquet that's older than a season then your not playing tennis correctly.

I routinely smash mine once every three or four weeks.
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if you still have a tennis racquet that's older than a season then your not playing tennis correctly.

I routinely smash mine once every three or four weeks.
Sounds like you play tennis how I play golf.


Ever lose a racket in a water hazard?
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Old 11-10-2013, 11:06 AM   #4
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most of my stuffs is older than me....they built shit good back then....
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then god likes to lick his asshole and balls
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LOL! That IS deep.
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then god likes to lick his asshole and balls
Why does He do this?

Because He can.
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Sounds like you play tennis how I play golf.


Ever lose a racket in a water hazard?


all the fuckin time. lol. I play tennis with a doctor and a lawyer and a couple other suits. its hilarious to see them get scared when I intentionally smash shit. lmao.
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When I was on the team and played the occasional hothead, I'd keep hitting the ball directly at them to piss them off even more. Their raquets and epithets would be flying.
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Keep thinking the thread title is deep throats
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Keep thinking the thread title is deep throats
Now I'm thinking Amanda Seyfried
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