Damn nature

[Mook]

You scary.

Walking up my driveway I hear crunching noises. Then I see this next to my garage keypad....Guy was just casually chopping away while the green insect's legs still moved around. It was a straight up AUDIBLE crunch. Crazy.

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[Mook]

I didnt even scream.

 

[Yaj Yak]

wtf is that thing

 

[TonzKnock-G]

mantis

 

[yjmud]

they eat a lot of bugs and bees

 

[Bru]

This asshole hitched a 15-mile ride with the T-Tops off before I chased him out of the car with an 18 mm wrench. Prick.

 

[willizm]

^grass gas or ass. Nobody rides for free dammit!!

 

[skeezer]

that thing would own you mike

 

[Mook]

Why do you think I left him to feast? I used my mail as a shield in case he turned his attention to me.

 

[skeezer]

you were probably safe regardless

there was more nourishment in that little bug than in your taco bell filled body

 

[greasy]

I love the Praying Mantis, one of the few bugs I do not mind. I had one sitting on my screen door for like 3 days straight, we were friends.

 

[guspech750]

I see these all the time at work for some reason. Sometimes I'll take one home to show my daughter. She gets a kick out of them.

 

[rocket5979]

So, there I was....just sitting on the toilet doing my business yesterday morning. I feel a little tickle on my left thigh, and scratch it. It goes away for a few seconds and then comes back. I reach over again and realize that a wolf spider about the size of a 50 cent piece was crawling about 3" from my man-parts. Swatted it, no yelps, no screams, no fucks given. #countryboy

 

[Zack]

The other bug was a Katydid. Noisy fuckers

 

[rocket5979]

The other bug was a Katydid. Noisy fuckers

What did Katy do?

 

[Zack]

Lol

 

[guspech750]

Saw this little guy staring at me while working.

Hello Mr Cicada.

 

[guspech750]

Saw this guy yesterday while at work.

 

[slowchevy]

out

 

[TonzKnock-G]

Wtf :iorun:

 

[Burtonrider10022]

My old boss hated these Praying Mantis's with a passion. So, naturally, when I found this guy I sent him a picture:

But I took care of it for him:

 

[rocket5979]

Saw this little guy staring at me while working.

Hello Mr Cicada.

That's a motivated little bugger! What was the cicada working on, anyways?

 

[P40E]

Two weeks ago at Wolf GMC in Belvidere . All of these (5) were in one area of the lot .

 

[Fish]

So, there I was....just sitting on the toilet doing my business yesterday morning. I feel a little tickle on my left thigh, and scratch it. It goes away for a few seconds and then comes back. I reach over again and realize that a wolf spider about the size of a 50 cent piece was crawling about 3" from my man-parts. Swatted it, no yelps, no screams, no fucks given. #countryboy

I would scream like a little bitch while uncontrollibly scratching and patting myself down everywhere then find something to smash said spider until I felt safe.

 

[wombat]

So, there I was....just sitting on the toilet doing my business yesterday morning. I feel a little tickle on my left thigh, and scratch it. It goes away for a few seconds and then comes back. I reach over again and realize that a wolf spider about the size of a 50 cent piece was crawling about 3" from my man-parts. Swatted it, no yelps, no screams, no fucks given. #countryboy