Parking within your lines can make for so much WIN!!!

[willizm]

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[Bob Kazamakis]

so much win

 

[Mook]

serves that fucker right

 

[Spivitz]

now that's entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[slashslash50]

awesome

 

[HYPROPULSION_R]

my neighbor parks like that all the time and i always box her in. it's too bad my window doesn't face the parking lot to film her climbing into her car.

 

[CrackedHead]

Great, another thing I have to do to annoy people now!

 

[99PONTIACGP]

He should have just hugged the curb in that spot rather than hug the line. Oops. Fuck em

 

[Pontiac]

That ... is....awesome! Why the fuck did it take him so god damn long to figure out how to get from the passenger side to the driverside of the god damn car..moron.

 

[School Boy]

stupid asshole

 

[willizm]

That ... is....awesome! Why the fuck did it take him so god damn long to figure out how to get from the passenger side to the driverside of the god damn car..moron.

Because out of shape.

 

[Primalzer]

Parking within the lines can be difficult! I took this little gem this weekend, right off of Butterfield...

 

[ChiLAX]

Parking within the lines can be difficult! I took this little gem this weekend, right off of Butterfield...

Is that by Portillo's? That parking lot is awful.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

I have never been lucky enough to do this myself. One day the clouds will part, an asshole will show up, and there will be a big ass Jeep blocking their door.

 

[TCG Member 5219]

Some lady in a new corolla getting out of her passenger side wacked the door of my work van a few years ago. She opened the door, then kicked it open to full lock. I was in my van finishing up lunch, and it hit so hard I was startled and wondered how the impact didnt shatter my window. I put the window down and yelled at her and her husband. They ignored me. So after they exited and walked away, I did you all a solid. I opened my door and beat it against her side door about 10 times to the point where it was dented to the inner support bar. Its the least I could do. Because if I had been sitting in my car or any other nice car, there would have been problems. It was really a lesson she needed to be taught, and Im sure from that day on she was more cautious about how she handles her door upon exit. Fucking bitch.

 

[Yaj Yak]

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

I wish i could do something this awesome. I did one time yell at a guy in a prius for pulling across two spots as he tried to run into jewel. he got back in and fixed it

 

[framos242]

That was hilarious....

Is it me or did it seem like it could be a scene from The Office?

 

[Primalzer]

I've been that guy that parks next to the person who parked like a dickbag so they couldn't get into their door. Just remember to get their license plate number, incase you have some dents or scratches that have mysteriously appeared...

 

[Burtonrider10022]

I was up against the slashed lines at the end of a row on the other side, figured whoever filled the empty spot next to me would have plenty of room. I returned and found this. I put a note on the windshield that they parked like a fucking dick bag, and as I was doing so SHE returned, so I told her in person that she parked like Helen Keller. She was a trashy cunt and I clearly got under her skin by the look on her face






Oh, and this park job is wonderful as well:

 

[Bob Kazamakis]

Should of flexed that muscle

 

[cacicgtp7]

Some lady in a new corolla getting out of her passenger side wacked the door of my work van a few years ago. She opened the door, then kicked it open to full lock. I was in my van finishing up lunch, and it hit so hard I was startled and wondered how the impact didnt shatter my window. I put the window down and yelled at her and her husband. They ignored me. So after they exited and walked away, I did you all a solid. I opened my door and beat it against her side door about 10 times to the point where it was dented to the inner support bar. Its the least I could do. Because if I had been sitting in my car or any other nice car, there would have been problems. It was really a lesson she needed to be taught, and Im sure from that day on she was more cautious about how she handles her door upon exit. Fucking bitch.

:fyws:

 

[School Boy]

I think Frank has a good pic of something like this. [MENTION=1983]Outlaw[/MENTION]

 

[Outlaw]

As a matter of fact I do.... The company I work for moved offices about a month ago... Little did we know that our neighbors have an Irish Dance Studio and the parking lot is flooded during normal business hours with a bunch of dumb Elmhurst moms that can't seem to figure out what the lines are for in a parking lot, so, I've been double parking and blocking them in for the past few days lmao.

I'll post the pictures later, have them saved on my mac.

 

[blakbearddelite]

I've always wanted to do that. But most of the time I would have to park like a dickbag to lock them in. It is the perfect scenario when you can block them in just by parking like a normal person.