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Old 08-07-2013, 08:59 AM   #1
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I can hear it now, “Who cares how it looks, as long as it shoots!”. Here’s the thing, I’ve since stopped buying guns for any practical or purpose driven reason. I have enough guns that shoot every time I tell it too, so the whole how it “looks” thing becomes more important when I am going to spend majority of the time “looking” at the gun and sometimes shooting it. With that, let’s take a gander at what I believe to be the top 5 ugliest Modern handguns out now.


5. Glock (Any of them except the RTF version)





For every person who calls a Glock ugly, there are two more people who own one. I have to be honest, this gun should not be on this list, not because it’s beautiful, but because at this point, sure, it’s not a good looking gun, but there are uglier guns, so I am going to move the Glock to honorable mention, and start over.

5. Springfield XD



You hear that, that’s the sound of all the Springfield XD fanboys hearts stopping because there is no way their beloved XD made the Top 5 ugly list. I get it, it’s like finding out your wife/girlfriend, husband/boyfriend, slept with your best friend before you two met. Just deal with it, and move on. I don’t care how well they shoot, or how smooth the trigger is, this gun is ugly. Everything on this gun looks out of proportion, especially the slide. Come to think of it, this gun is the firearm equivalent of Big Ang. Great gun, but it’s Big Ang Ugly.

4. Chiappa Rhino



Not only is this gun gimmicky, it’s ugly as hell. You can’t help but ask, what came first, the ugly design or the inspiration. I have to think the ugly design came first, because there is no way in hell someone thought, you know what, I am going to design a gun after a Rhino. If they did, it was only because they were high, and even then, WTF?

3. Glocks



Oh go F*** yourself, I remember what I said at the beginning, sue me. Getting me to admit that Glocks are ugly is like getting a parent to say the same about their kid, but sometimes you have to be real with yourself. When I first saw a glock I thought it was ugly, when I finally bought one, I still thought it was ugly, now that I have owned them for a period of time, I can only see them through rose colored glasses. The Glock is like that one person you slept with a couple times even though they weren’t that attractive, but you went back because the sex was good.

2. Smith & Wesson Sigma .380



What was the name of that movie, where the parents kept their son in the basement because he was so ugly? That’s kind of what Smith and Wesson tried to do with the Sigma .380, they thought they could just act like this never happned and sweep it under the rug. This gun was designed by the uninspired and depressed. Why did they release this thing? This is the gun that happens during research and development that should never see the light of day.

1. Hi-point



Oh, you thought I wasn’t going to make this number one for the sake of being different?The sigma is historically ugly. Call me a gun snob all you want, I know ugly when I see it, and the sigma is one ugly SOB. Thing about the sigma is that it is unapologetically ugly, it doesn’t bother trying to look nice, it knows what it is and it accepts it. Now, if we can just get snooki to do the same thing.
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Glock's should be #1 right behind my ass
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Whoever wrote this must be foreign. So many commas

I agree with the selections. Glock ftl
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Glock's should be #1 right behind my ass
Glock's what? Gaston Glock's pistols?
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I agree with the selections. Glock ftl
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Whole heartedly agree. Glad someone finally called out the glock in being just plain ugly.

Im sure they are great guns, and ive seen a few custom ones i would love to have because of looks ( and the only one i can think of is @Stink Star Productions 10mm), but out of the box, they are fugly.

And XDs are just ridiculously ugly. Dont matter what you do to them.
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I think it's kind of that bulldog thing though. Glocks are so ugly that they are cool, just like some dogs are so ugly that they are cute.
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there is much uglier guns out there than the XD's, I wouldnt consider glocks ugly more like just plain looking.
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This is pretty ugly lol
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there is much uglier guns out there than the XD's, I wouldnt consider glocks ugly more like just plain looking.
I hate Gen 1 Glocks. The Gen 3 RTF looked pretty good, and the Gen 4 looks nice too. All of this is referring to the "compact" frame Glocks, like the 19 & 23. I think the full size ones look slightly disproportional.

Just my opinion, don't bother asking me to defend it or w/e. And yes, I own a Gen 4 G19.
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It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to work. That being said the Glock is just about the most reliable pistol on the market. Which is why the majority of LEO's stand behind them, literally!!
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The title isnt called Top 5 most reliable. Its called Top 5 ugliest.

A Civic is reliable, but would you drive it to be cool?
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The title isnt called Top 5 most reliable. Its called Top 5 ugliest.

A Civic is reliable, but would you drive it to be cool?
It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to work.

you must have missed me saying that part, so i reposted it for you.
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Ohh no. I saw it the first time.

Ill repost my rebuttle again for you. I pointed out the title of the thread. And also stated that even though it works, doesnt mean its not ugly.
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Ohh no. I saw it the first time.

Ill repost my rebuttle again for you. I pointed out the title of the thread. And also stated that even though it works, doesnt mean its not ugly.
im not saying its not ugly. i just made a statement of its reliablility. im sure the simplicity of the design has a lot to do with how reliable it is.
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Agreed.

Its still ugly.
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What is a "good looking" modern pistol then?
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