TCG is hiring!

[Mook]

We're looking for someone to run the classifieds section(s).

Qualified applicants should:

• Have a firm grasp on the English language.
• Personable
• Good customer service skills
• Objective
• Have fingers

Pay / Benefits / Schedule:

• $0/hr
• 7 days a week
• Make your own hours
• No health coverage but eyes are covered by [MENTION=5706]willsmysticcobra[/MENTION]
• Free shirt (should we have any left over in your size)

Expected of you:

• Ability to set rules and enforce them
• Not play favorites
• Handle trouble makers
• Handle first time posters who might be running suspect ads (by handle, I mean address in a professional manner)

Serious inquires only. Please leave a note why you should be considered.

Click to read more...

 

[wolfe]

 

[Angus]

 

[EmersonHart13]

Please leave a note why you should be considered.

I'm tall.

 

[Outlaw]

Serious inquires only. Please leave a note why you should be considered.

I have fingers and buy and sell many items.

 

[daturbosix]

I got this

Resume:

(img tags removed for those at work - Mook)
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/18/c42abf3aba0acc9f96603cd9565aceab.jpg

 

[Mook]

I expected nothing less

 

[Yaj Yak]

godamnit

 

[EmersonHart13]

Why did I keep scrolling? I knew what I was going to see...

 

[Great White Drake]

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Oh. Hey. Look. Something I asked you to allow me to do months ago after watching the classifieds go batshit insane.

How convenient.

 

[Dasfinc]

Been a long-standing member and poster, moderator experience from years past.

Will promise to stay the fuck out of FS threads if selected

 

[skeezer]

I nominate [MENTION=85]EmersonHart13[/MENTION]

 

[bigsammoe]

so wait.. when minimum wage law passes i will make 13-15 an hour?

count me in! but my english isnt the bestest with out spell checker

 

[Mook]

We don't follow the laws set by Comrade Obama and his regime.

 

[bigsammoe]

damn fine print

 

[wombat]

I got this

Resume:

(img tags removed for those at work - Mook)
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/08/18/c42abf3aba0acc9f96603cd9565aceab.jpg

Don't even need the img tags to know that there're nuts in that picture.

 

[FrenchLicker]

LEMME BE THE ASSHOLE

 

[syP]

i would be HORRIBLE at this job, and probably get fired in the first hour

 

[SinisterSHO]

Will banning privileges be included?

 

[Mook]

No

 

[VenomousDSG]

No monies, no banning privileges.

Dafaq kind of shit is this?

 

[SinisterSHO]

No

Out

 

[Mook]

No monies, no banning privileges.

Dafaq kind of shit is this?

You can delete posts tho. So I mean...hey. Deleting posts can be fun.

 

[VenomousDSG]

I want full admin privileges, no cock-teasing only post removal privileges.