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Old 08-26-2014, 03:21 PM   #1
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Just had one of these restaurants open up in our plaza and thought I would treat the staff to a business lunch. Have dined at nearly sub type shop known to man so I didn't have to high of expectations, but was starving.

After quickly perusing the menu I chose to go with a giant (14-15in) Number 9 (Roast beef, turkey, swiss, bacon, mayo - and of course - Mike's Way®!) AND a philly cheese steak.

Knowing damn well we were writing this lunch off I also opted for a deli sized pickle , medium mountain dew and a bag of Miss Vickie's chips. $60 dollars later I heave the heavy ass bag on out lunch table and I size up my meal.PLEASE NOTE I HAD THEM LABEL #9 AS "LUCKY" it took half the table




The pure girth of the Club Supreme is frightening. Full on knowing I could NEVER eat both subs in their entirety, I cut each in half and went at it. Hit the half of Philly first because it was hot:


It was pretty damn tasty and enjoyed the beef texture and sear on the meat. Peppers and onion capped off the traditional philly taste, and I said screw it and hit the other half #becauseobese .

I misjudged a pertinent life decision when I ate that second half because a few inches away I was faced with the daunting task of hitting the Club.


Cheers, here is to my coronary!


This thing was heavy and drench in " Juice" which is J Mike's mix of red wine vinegar and oil. It was actually a little much and kinda took from the over all fresh taste of the sandwich IMO. The worker literally drenched the bottom half and the cold oil just acted as a lube to help me get the mass down. I hit a brich wall much like the dude in Man vs Food and had to have a co worker revive me back to life because I passed away from the first 5 inches of the sub.


I persevered to finish the sub and at that point it was in pure gluttony. I suppose this was less of how the food tasted and more or less how much of my health insurance I am going to use due to my actions.
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@Mook knows a thing or two about passing out from 5 inches.
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Nah dude I died. This was far much worse than a typical pass out
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The Chipotle Cheese Steak is on fucking point delicious. I get that bitch in giant and gladly deteriorate my heart every time.
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Place is awesome. Need to go this week.
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I love this place. Looks like I know what's up for lunch tomorrow...
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Jersey mikes is yummy.

I'd say it goes jersey mikes > JJ > subway
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Jimmy johns isn't that great. Potbelly is way better.
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For sure. Pot bellys is bomb
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pssh.. amateur.

I eat a LARGE sub and a SMALL sub in 1 sitting. I frequent Jersey Mikes on the weekly.

#shouldbefatbutimnotfatproblems
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Ya I love the wreck, and when I am really fat I have them make me the "Lucky 7"

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I eat a LARGE sub and a SMALL sub in 1 sitting. I frequent Jersey Mikes on the weekly.

#shouldbefatbutimnotfatproblems
Wait a reg or a giant?
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the LARGE (giants)


some of our TCG brothers can attest, I eat like a 400lb man does, though..
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Liar, you eat one small and then complain about being "too full"
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Jesus I need to meet you. I was dying after half of one and a full normal sandwich. The whole pickle, chips and drink is what finished me off

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I had gone there a few months ago for the first time. #13 I believe is what I get. No mikes way. Jimmy's way damnit!
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I had this a long time ago and had a bad visit and never went back. There is one opening in our town so I will have to give it another try.
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I had this a long time ago and had a bad visit and never went back. There is one opening in our town so I will have to give it another try.
jew mean 131st and haaaaaaaaaarlem?
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When are they supposed to open that little strip? I'm tired of driving all the way to LaGrange to Tinley for Lou's
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At Potbellys I get the wrecking ball from the secret menu, a wreck with meatballs in it
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I dig Jersey Mikes. I'm with Jimmy, no mikes way.

My father in law gets a number 99 or something. It's two of their sandwiches combined. I know one is the Chipotle something with something else. It's not on their menu.
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I love the #43 Chipolte Cheese Steak is awesome as well. Must get in Giant Form as its already bad for you.
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