I stole the idea from clubgp. Just run with it.
Things I said doing a tune up on the baby mamas car last week. 97 GTP/GTX
"Who the hell put this PCV valve in backwards"
"Fucking #6 plug. This car needs headers"
"Wow that ground wire looks like ass. Ill get it next time"
"Holy shit this filter is filthy" It was dark brown. Still only got it half clean after spraying and rinsing 4 times
"Wow, it starts alot easier with no dirty ass filter"
"8* of knock??!!?!?!?!"
"Wow those LTFTs are out of wack"
"No TB screen?"
"Thats why the car feels like ass" Both motor mount brackets were loose.
"Who the fuck put this car back together?" Miller/BumpinGTP
"Thank god it hit the ground"
"Wow, these plugs were all off gap" Some were .058 and some were .060+
"This car needs the recall done"
Then the obligatory swears.
Some things Ive said while working on my old car:
"GOD DAMN REAR HEADER!! GO IN!!!" Ended up using a hammer and a piece of wood out of desparation and anger.
"I <3 SLPs. They cut my spark plug changes down by at least 10 minutes.
*looks at buddy* "I think I found a piece of wood from the header install inside the rear valve cover." I wish I took a pic. It was at least a 6 inch long, one inch wide piece of wood chilling at the bottom of the head in oil.
"How many CAIs am I going to run?" This was while I was changing to my third one.
"I hate this little EGR tube. Fuck it. Off you go." Removed the entire thing
Thats all I can think of.
Things I said doing a tune up on the baby mamas car last week. 97 GTP/GTX
"Who the hell put this PCV valve in backwards"
"Fucking #6 plug. This car needs headers"
"Wow that ground wire looks like ass. Ill get it next time"
"Holy shit this filter is filthy" It was dark brown. Still only got it half clean after spraying and rinsing 4 times
"Wow, it starts alot easier with no dirty ass filter"
"8* of knock??!!?!?!?!"
"Wow those LTFTs are out of wack"
"No TB screen?"
"Thats why the car feels like ass" Both motor mount brackets were loose.
"Who the fuck put this car back together?" Miller/BumpinGTP
"Thank god it hit the ground"
"Wow, these plugs were all off gap" Some were .058 and some were .060+
"This car needs the recall done"
Then the obligatory swears.
Some things Ive said while working on my old car:
"GOD DAMN REAR HEADER!! GO IN!!!" Ended up using a hammer and a piece of wood out of desparation and anger.
"I <3 SLPs. They cut my spark plug changes down by at least 10 minutes.
*looks at buddy* "I think I found a piece of wood from the header install inside the rear valve cover." I wish I took a pic. It was at least a 6 inch long, one inch wide piece of wood chilling at the bottom of the head in oil.
"How many CAIs am I going to run?" This was while I was changing to my third one.
"I hate this little EGR tube. Fuck it. Off you go." Removed the entire thing
Thats all I can think of.