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Old 09-03-2010, 04:37 PM   #1
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Yes, we've gone there. With pride, we unveil the KaleCoAuto Car to Tank kit! Featuring high strength steel construction and military grade components, we're sure this kit will survive even the harshest urban environments. Never wait in traffic again. Simply bolts to the roof of your vehicle, and takes the same easy to obtain ammunition used by the M1-A1.


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Old 09-03-2010, 04:38 PM   #2
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I cannot stop laughing http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...products_id=38


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Been unsatisfied with the monster torque steer in your front wheel drive luxury car? Been annoyed by the rear end of your new high powered sports car sliding out in the rain and snow? Jealous of those folks with the big spoilers and pink performance parts? Let's face it: Only AWD cars have good handling. (Just ask anyone with an AWD performance vehicle.) To overcome the shortcomings of many otherwise nice vehicles, KaleCoAuto has developed this system! The lug-pulleys bolt directly to the wheel studs! If you can change a tire, you can install this kit. Please refrain from making left or right turns once this kit is installed. To enjoy the added handling benefits of AWD with this kit, is important that the steering wheel remains perfectly centered!
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:04 PM   #3
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wow the website is pretty funny w/ all the parts they sell.....I wonder if someone bought anything yet
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:52 PM   #4
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Dammit, that reminds me, I need to buy blinker fluid, especially when its only $8.99 with these guys. What a deal!
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Thats too funny.
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wow. seriously?

that sites been around for years.


effin ol fukks... whats the next big thing?




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